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Song Parodies -> "Hillary"

Original Song Title:

"Jeremy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pearl Jam

Parody Song Title:

"Hillary"

Parody Written by:

Chris Wolvie

The Lyrics

No matter what you may think about Donald Trump as the GOP's nominee, you can't say that the DNC's pick isn't without flaws...the LEAST of which being her hubby! Never has the term "lesser of two evils" been more appropriate, So, in the interest of equal time, here's a ditty about the first-ever female Presidential nominee. Share and Enjoy!
(I'm Hillary Clinton and I approve this message.)

At home in the White House
Best gig she's had
Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington, D.C.
Was the First Lady
And now she's come to take complete control

Willy didn't give attention
Oh, 'cause with intern Monica he played
Queen Hillary Clinton
Will rule this nation

Hillary spoke to Congress today
Hillary spoke to Congress today

Clearly I remember votin' twice for Bill
Such a hopeful little f@#$
Oo, but they were caught a-lyin'
Still she lived to become Barack's Sec. of State
Left a bit too late

Did she know about any attacks?
And 'bout the servers
She don't sweat 'em
She's on her way
Yeah, on her way back home

Bernie didn't get affection
And the girl wants to keep the POTUS DNC
Queen Hillary Clinton
Will rule this nation

Hillary spoke to Congress today
Hillary spoke to Congress today
Hillary spoke to Congress today

Screw Bengazi (Screw Bengazi)
And screw Whitewater (And screw Whitewater)
Bi**h from New Yo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ork

Hillary spoke to Congress today
Hillary spoke to Congress today
Hillary spoke to, spoke to
Hillary spoke to, spoke to
Hillary spoke to Congress today
Yeah, it's like picking between a sandwich filled with excrement and a bag containing a feminine hygiene product...but, remember, if you don't vote, you can't b**ch! See ya November!

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Mark Scotti - August 02, 2016 - Report this comment
Well done, like minds think alike (LOL...look at my title today)
Rob Arndt - August 02, 2016 - Report this comment
Loved it- 555!
Callmelennie - August 02, 2016 - Report this comment
I think this song sets a proper tone for the 2016 Gozer the Gozerian election -- Chose the form of the Destructor
Mark Scotti - August 02, 2016 - Report this comment
To Callmelennie............PERFECT, that should be posted above every voting booth on election day......LOL!!!!!!
Mark Scotti - August 02, 2016 - Report this comment
You know, now that I think about that Ghostbuster line, i think i would rather see the StayPuff Marshmallow Man elected........LOL
CML - August 03, 2016 - Report this comment
Queen Hillary the Clinton ... Will also be known as The Empress Hilarius

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