Hey! Hey! Hey!

Bags of chili Fritos,
Little Debbie cakes,
Are laid spread out just for me
As well, cans of bean dip,
Bottles of Dr. Pepper
Sitting is how I do roll
Watching television
Now, the stuff I eat and I drink
Has just made me burp

Ooh ooh, now, what I hunger for's
KFC
Ooh ooh, now I yell at my mom,
She won't ignore
And now, my greasy hands
Clutch a Double Down
And then, two and then, three
Now, my chair has snapped
But I am not fat
I'm big boned, my mom said!

Last time I went outside
Some stupid people got in my way
I tripped, they got splattered
Not my fault, I swear
Mmm mmm, now I stay home, my mom
Keeps me fed
I'm eating, soooo, I'm eating...
How quick our groceries go away...

And now, I gnaw my hands
Til my mom comes back
With some more food for me
I feel kinda mad
I might eat the cat
If she don't hurry
I sure don't get that
Why peeps call me fat
When I am starving
That's what I am
Need to eat...

Yeah!!!!

Uhhh Uhhh!!!

Uhhh Uhhh!!!

Food!!!

I see my neighbors have a picnic outside
They're grilling hamburgers!!!
Must take them, and all supplies!!!
Their fries!!!
Sprite!!!
Pies!!!
They must be,
They must be all mine!!!!!!

Aw Haw Haw!!

Ooh!

Oh, yeah!!!

Ah, ooh!

Doo doo doo doo doo...