Song Parodies -> "Columbine"

Original Song Title:

"Jeremy"

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Original Performer:

"Columbine"

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The Lyrics

At the gun-store
Buyin' ammo
A .45
With two clips
Velvet red blood
Found them in a V
Dead lay in pools of blood below
Daddy didn't call 911
Mommy went away
Why did they do this?
Oh, I don't know

Something happend at Columbine today
Something happend at Columbine today

Clearly I remember
Picking on those boys
They seemed like harmless little boys
But they took out their guns
Gnashed their teath and shot the recess ladys breast
God, that was grizzly
And it hit me, it was a sharp pain
My face blown open
Fell off my skull
Just like the day
Like the day I heard
Daddy didn't call 911
Mommy went away
Why did they do this?
Oh, I don't know

Something happend at Columbine today
Something happend at Columbine today

Try to arrest them
Try to arrest them
Send them to jail

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SamuraiMaster - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment

Dude, you don't spoof something like the Columbine Shootings.

Below Average Dave - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment

While I don't think any topic is completely off limits, something like Columbine almost has to be made into a serious parody (one in support of the victims and making fun of the douchebags who did it for example) This as is unfortunately is extremely insensitive considering the subject matter, and recalls a very dark day in United States history, I'm afraid I couldn't get any humor out of such a topic. . .sorry, but I can't rate this. . .

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