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Song Parodies -> "Blind"
Original Song Title:
"Alive"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Pearl Jam
Parody Song Title:
"Blind"
Parody Written by:
Rocker1993
The Lyrics
I wrote this song in reference to the old myth parents tell their kids: "If you masturbate you go blind"
"Son," she said, "have I got a little story for you
Don't you ever get jiggy with yourself but
If you ever do you won't be able to see
Or you will end up just dyin, sorry you didn't
Know this but I'm glad we talked"
Oh, I, oh, I am not blind
Hey, I, oh, I am not blind
Hey, I, oh, I am not blind
Hey, oh-oh
While she walks slowly across a young man's room
He said, "I already do"
I can't remember why I do to this very day
But it sure feels good though.
You know where, and I can see, Vision is there
I, I am not blind
Hey,I, oh, i am not blind
Hey, I, oh, i am not blind
Hey, I, oh, I am not blind
Yeah
Ooh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hoo
"Is somethin' wrong?" he said
Well, of course there is
"You' aren't blind," she said
Oh and do I deserve to be?
Is that the question?
And if so, if so
Who answers?
Who answers?
I, oh, I am not blind
Hey, I, oh, I am not blind
Hey, I, oh, I am not blind
Hey, I, ooh, I am not blind
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ah, uh huh uh!
Yeah, uh huh uh!
Ooh, ah, uh huh uh!
Yeah, uh huh uh!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Don't you ever get jiggy with yourself but
If you ever do you won't be able to see
Or you will end up just dyin, sorry you didn't
Know this but I'm glad we talked"
Oh, I, oh, I am not blind
Hey, I, oh, I am not blind
Hey, I, oh, I am not blind
Hey, oh-oh
While she walks slowly across a young man's room
He said, "I already do"
I can't remember why I do to this very day
But it sure feels good though.
You know where, and I can see, Vision is there
I, I am not blind
Hey,I, oh, i am not blind
Hey, I, oh, i am not blind
Hey, I, oh, I am not blind
Yeah
Ooh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hoo
"Is somethin' wrong?" he said
Well, of course there is
"You' aren't blind," she said
Oh and do I deserve to be?
Is that the question?
And if so, if so
Who answers?
Who answers?
I, oh, I am not blind
Hey, I, oh, I am not blind
Hey, I, oh, I am not blind
Hey, I, ooh, I am not blind
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ah, uh huh uh!
Yeah, uh huh uh!
Ooh, ah, uh huh uh!
Yeah, uh huh uh!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
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It's always great to see well done Pearl Jam parodies - this is one of them. Easy sing and funny, but a 4 on overall for too much of the original song remaining. The outro vocals sound like he is saying "whacking off, gettin' off..." 554.
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