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Song Parodies -> "Pesky Cartoon Cats"
Original Song Title:
"Opposites Attract"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Paula Abdul
Parody Song Title:
"Pesky Cartoon Cats"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
Ugh... Paula Abdul is even more repetitious than Janet Jackson and Jennifer Lopez!!! It's a good thing this music video was so wacky!
(Rap)
I can’t stand cats they don’t seem to mind it
Instead they’re feeling horny and they will grind it
Bill the Cat and there’s also Stimpy
They could have each other why pick me?!
(Sung)
I must smell like tuna, This cat’s stalking me
Not into pussy
We won’t get steamy
I’m getting furious!
Garfield’s in sight
Why do these kitties
All want me as their bride?
I hear you purring
You’re moving too fast
Just normal petting
Cause heavy’s too crass
Don’t like your diet
Of catnip and TROUT
Oh great, Now there’s Slyvester
Spit flies from his mouth
Don’t want… That Cheshire
Alice… Take him back!
They’re coughing feathers
These pesky cartoon cats!
They don’t know… I’m nonfiction
Get lost Cat in the Hat!
Can’t stand your whiskers
Cause I’m not into cats!
So distraught saw Tony the Tiger
Use claws to shred
My couch and recliner
Might be in heat
I couldn’t care less
I’ll buy a Husky
To save me from these pests
They’re not that funny
Those Internet jokes
You can’t has Cheezburger
So get lost you dope!
Tutankhamun
Might think you’re Gods!
But beat it you Pink Panther
Go and chew on a cod!
Rub my… Leg it’s awkward
Cause you start to hack
Hairballs are spewing
From pesky cartoon cats!
Felines blow! Need evictions
Out of my premises
I’m smacking Tigger
Screw all you cartoon cats!
No Snowball!!!
Kitty, Kitty, Kitty
(Rap)
I swear I’m not “lion” they like my bust
Walking flea circus, Filled with disgust
I’ll take a pup, One from the pound
Cats land on their feet. Those show off clowns
There’s Calvin’s Hobbes with no objections
Those cats keep mewing, They’re so infectious
Once tried hiding but it’s no use, Matt
They’re ruthless, Pesky cartoon cats
I will leave you hissing
By the end of this song
Climbing trees
Cause you’re dang peeping toms
Put milk in saucers
And now you’re friggen attached
Your mom’s a cougar
I won’t risk getting scratched!
You might… Think its torture
I won’t… Stroke your back
In yarn you’re tethered
Cause you’re dumb cartoon cats
Don’t you know… You’re works of fiction
And your love is abstract?
Made of no matter
An imaginary cat
That’s my answer
Won’t get in the sack!
Tom wrecked my blender
With a Ben and “Jerry” snack
That’s so gross! All your presents
Cause who wants a dead rat?
You’re no great hunter
Now get it off my mat!
Ate my songbird
Now I’m mad
Some folks like Burmese
To me they’re pesky cats
Awful diction
As Snagglepuss yaps
So there’s your answer
I will never sleep with cats!
I can’t stand cats they don’t seem to mind it
Instead they’re feeling horny and they will grind it
Bill the Cat and there’s also Stimpy
They could have each other why pick me?!
(Sung)
I must smell like tuna, This cat’s stalking me
Not into pussy
We won’t get steamy
I’m getting furious!
Garfield’s in sight
Why do these kitties
All want me as their bride?
I hear you purring
You’re moving too fast
Just normal petting
Cause heavy’s too crass
Don’t like your diet
Of catnip and TROUT
Oh great, Now there’s Slyvester
Spit flies from his mouth
Don’t want… That Cheshire
Alice… Take him back!
They’re coughing feathers
These pesky cartoon cats!
They don’t know… I’m nonfiction
Get lost Cat in the Hat!
Can’t stand your whiskers
Cause I’m not into cats!
So distraught saw Tony the Tiger
Use claws to shred
My couch and recliner
Might be in heat
I couldn’t care less
I’ll buy a Husky
To save me from these pests
They’re not that funny
Those Internet jokes
You can’t has Cheezburger
So get lost you dope!
Tutankhamun
Might think you’re Gods!
But beat it you Pink Panther
Go and chew on a cod!
Rub my… Leg it’s awkward
Cause you start to hack
Hairballs are spewing
From pesky cartoon cats!
Felines blow! Need evictions
Out of my premises
I’m smacking Tigger
Screw all you cartoon cats!
No Snowball!!!
Kitty, Kitty, Kitty
(Rap)
I swear I’m not “lion” they like my bust
Walking flea circus, Filled with disgust
I’ll take a pup, One from the pound
Cats land on their feet. Those show off clowns
There’s Calvin’s Hobbes with no objections
Those cats keep mewing, They’re so infectious
Once tried hiding but it’s no use, Matt
They’re ruthless, Pesky cartoon cats
I will leave you hissing
By the end of this song
Climbing trees
Cause you’re dang peeping toms
Put milk in saucers
And now you’re friggen attached
Your mom’s a cougar
I won’t risk getting scratched!
You might… Think its torture
I won’t… Stroke your back
In yarn you’re tethered
Cause you’re dumb cartoon cats
Don’t you know… You’re works of fiction
And your love is abstract?
Made of no matter
An imaginary cat
That’s my answer
Won’t get in the sack!
Tom wrecked my blender
With a Ben and “Jerry” snack
That’s so gross! All your presents
Cause who wants a dead rat?
You’re no great hunter
Now get it off my mat!
Ate my songbird
Now I’m mad
Some folks like Burmese
To me they’re pesky cats
Awful diction
As Snagglepuss yaps
So there’s your answer
I will never sleep with cats!
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Thats....a good anti-tribute to cats.
Thufferin' thuccotash, what a good parody. You might appreciate this: Panel 1 of a cartoon shows a guy pouring dog food into a dish, and the dog says, "He feeds me, he brushes me, he takes care of my every need. He must be a god." Panel 2 shows the same guy pouring cat foot into a dish, and the cat says, "He feeds me, he brushes me, he takes care of my every need. I must be a god!" Cartoon cats? Could be worse, could be ANIME cats!
Me-OWWWCH! :-D Give me a real black panther over an etching of a pink one any day! ;-) 555! :-)
555- loved it!!! I have done only one parody that dealt with Third Reich cat Oscar that survived 3 ship sinkings. I need to do more on: "Tiger" the Ju-88 bomber cat captured by the Russians, "U-boat" that never missed his German ship's departure, and "Bruno" on Peenemunde- an engineer that suggested he be put into a paylod section of the V-2 for testing (long before Laika) was actually arrested by the SS and charged with suggesting animal cruelty!!! You could kill Jews in Nazi Germany in front of the Gestapo and SS and get away with it... but kick your dog down the stairs or strike an animal and the Gestapo and SS would beat the hell out of you before sending you to that concentration camp!!! Nazis passed the first animal rights laws- fact.
Matthias - No one can do what the Katmandu! ;D
Felicitations!
I like this song, but what do you have against cats anyway?
. . . nothing 'idle' about this parody, Squire Matt !
(Artistry) Awesome job Matty! You had so many great references in this one, it made it so good!
(Artistry) "You can't has cheeseburger." That right there sealed it for me- this is great!
(Artistry) Meow! This was a very FelINE parody, clever opening salvo inspired by the OS video and following through on famous and infamous cats I probably wouldn't have thought of.
(Artistry) Epic!
(Artistry) This parody: great! The video for the OS: what. Just...what. 555 for you, sir!
But. . .they're "Greaaaat" . . .anyway, it was pretty good Matty, Good take from the video
Nice job poking fun at the video and nice list of cats in the song, 555 hairballs for you
I liked the innuendo at the beginning, pretty clever. And a great job working with this OS
(SOTM) See above ^^^
Well written and funny, but.... where the heck is Snarf? He was possibly the most annoying cartoon cat, wait, cartoon character in history! 555 anyway.
Meow Mix!
(SOTM) Funnier than a sack full of cats! Great Job once again! :-)
(SOTM) See above ^^^
(SOTM) See above!
Very funny Matt. One of my favorites from you this year. Glad I got a chance to see it. TMGLTM
I love cats but I thought this was funny anyway.
It's been a while. Me OW! Notice how there are cats used in cartoons as punching bags.
(ABC) See above again!!!!
(ABC) See above...again!
See above ^ Nice work!
(ABC) I'm getting the feeling that this parody has been in a lot of contests. And for good reason! It's so good, I almost couldn't even believe it!
Very very bizarre concept - being sexually harassed by cartoons. It's so weird I like it. You left my favorite cat out though... :)
My favorite line is "Cause you’re dang peeping toms"
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