Song Parodies -> Street Racer
| Original Song Title: | "Hellraiser" |
| Original Performer: | Ozzy Osbourne |
| Parody Song Title: | "Street Racer" |
| Parody Written by: | Brian Kelly |
This is a song parody that I wrote for a Cannonball Run fanfic. That can be found at fanfiction.net.
Got myself a brand new car.
Nissan Skyline GT-R.
The turbo engine's got some bite.
I go street racing every night.
Got more boost with a new ECU,
once I hooked up the wires.
Under the sides, got some blue neon lights,
and brand new Goodyear tires.
Street racer.
Candy paint is the best.
Street racer.
Body kit's from C-West.
Street racer.
Racing stripes on there too.
Street racer.
And I just blew past you.
Got the nitrous system from Venom.
Intake came from AEM.
O.Z. rims mounted to the wheels.
Opponents know how losing feels.
People say my car is the best.
They ask me where I got it.
Two years ago, had a beat up Yugo.
But now, I have forgot it.
Street racer.
Kenwood playing the beats.
Street racer.
Got two red Sparco seats.
Street racer.
And the gauges are blue.
Street racer.
And I just blew past you.
Beat a Supra sometime last week.
Home in time for "Dawson's Creek".
Later, I faced an NSX.
Ate him up like a big T-Rex.
Someone took me on last Monday,
he had an RX-7.
After the race, had some egg on his face.
To me, it felt like heaven.
Street racer.
Drive like Richard Petty.
Street racer.
Anytime you're ready.
Street racer.
I'm a racer, it's true.
Street racer.
And I just blew past you.
Nissan Skyline GT-R.
The turbo engine's got some bite.
I go street racing every night.
Got more boost with a new ECU,
once I hooked up the wires.
Under the sides, got some blue neon lights,
and brand new Goodyear tires.
Street racer.
Candy paint is the best.
Street racer.
Body kit's from C-West.
Street racer.
Racing stripes on there too.
Street racer.
And I just blew past you.
Got the nitrous system from Venom.
Intake came from AEM.
O.Z. rims mounted to the wheels.
Opponents know how losing feels.
People say my car is the best.
They ask me where I got it.
Two years ago, had a beat up Yugo.
But now, I have forgot it.
Street racer.
Kenwood playing the beats.
Street racer.
Got two red Sparco seats.
Street racer.
And the gauges are blue.
Street racer.
And I just blew past you.
Beat a Supra sometime last week.
Home in time for "Dawson's Creek".
Later, I faced an NSX.
Ate him up like a big T-Rex.
Someone took me on last Monday,
he had an RX-7.
After the race, had some egg on his face.
To me, it felt like heaven.
Street racer.
Drive like Richard Petty.
Street racer.
Anytime you're ready.
Street racer.
I'm a racer, it's true.
Street racer.
And I just blew past you.
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