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Song Parodies -> "Mama, I Moved To Rome"
Original Song Title:
"Mama, I'm Coming Home"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ozzy Osbourne
Parody Song Title:
"Mama, I Moved To Rome"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
Part of my Ages of Amiright.... Event 3
Phone it rings, and doorbell dings
But I'm not there I'm kissing rings
Mama, I Moved To Rome
Crimes gone bye in city streets
Where we have monks kissin' Holy Feet
Told ya, I Moved To Rome
They hooked me in, when they spoke about
Just how old Ben the Sixteenth is
So I praised the lord, became devout
Now I wait for Ben's demise
Matthias Guy's a Tour Guide
When I'm off work chug Holy Wine
Come on, and make me Pope
I may delight when nuns wear thongs
This virgin thing is just plain wrong
Sister, I want to bone
Selfless love for our Lord above
Religion I'm enthralled, yeah
And I'm going to free the peaceful dove
As a sign of care for all
Had Faith and Grace in bed, few times
But now I have those in my heart
I say prayers at that one shrine, yeah
Cause Rama, Rama… I live in Rome
I live in Ro-o-o-ooooome
(Witness the Solo, and Rejoice)
I haven't sinned, a true Boy Scout
Even got me circumcised
I wear the gown, look like a clown
At least there's no neckties
To please this place's an uphill climb
Dude, you cannot even fart
And just forget about the moonshine, damn…
Ah, F*ck it, F*ck it… I'm coming home
I'm Coming Home!
I'm Coming Home!
I'M COMING HOME!!!!!!
But I'm not there I'm kissing rings
Mama, I Moved To Rome
Crimes gone bye in city streets
Where we have monks kissin' Holy Feet
Told ya, I Moved To Rome
They hooked me in, when they spoke about
Just how old Ben the Sixteenth is
So I praised the lord, became devout
Now I wait for Ben's demise
Matthias Guy's a Tour Guide
When I'm off work chug Holy Wine
Come on, and make me Pope
I may delight when nuns wear thongs
This virgin thing is just plain wrong
Sister, I want to bone
Selfless love for our Lord above
Religion I'm enthralled, yeah
And I'm going to free the peaceful dove
As a sign of care for all
Had Faith and Grace in bed, few times
But now I have those in my heart
I say prayers at that one shrine, yeah
Cause Rama, Rama… I live in Rome
I live in Ro-o-o-ooooome
(Witness the Solo, and Rejoice)
I haven't sinned, a true Boy Scout
Even got me circumcised
I wear the gown, look like a clown
At least there's no neckties
To please this place's an uphill climb
Dude, you cannot even fart
And just forget about the moonshine, damn…
Ah, F*ck it, F*ck it… I'm coming home
I'm Coming Home!
I'm Coming Home!
I'M COMING HOME!!!!!!
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Clever stuff. I had to read it twice to get the story (must be too early in the morning).
Agrimorfee, The story is actually pretty simple. Man moves to Rome in hopes of soon becoming Pope, but then realizes that it's way too much damn work to even considered becoming Pope, and thus he returns home.
Loved it, 5s
unique concept...love it
Was that both Faith and Grace at the same time? Nun like 'em, I say ;-) But if you're off to Rome, better watch out for them ants: www.amiright.com/parody/80s/ozzyosbourne5.shtml
Is this Ozzy's story? Good one. 5's
if you were pope would you have to parody the bible? loved it 555
You'll never get elected pope with THAT attitude :E, but this is quite funny. Especially when my SIL lives there and she's by far the least religious of the three (my wife being, of course, the most religious).---MM
(AGES) At least your effort to become Pope is better than the efforts of Bob from the Yirmumah! comics...he just phoned up and asked. Well done!
(AGES) Very well written, paced quite well. . .All in all a good parody, it seems this contest is forcing us to all be creative just to stay in the contest. . .sorry I've been so slow to respond, but you know why. . .see ya later.
(Ages) Really more of the Vatican than Rome itself...but "Vatican" doesn't fit! Anyway, great job.
(AGES) See above, this rules.
I already posted my opinion on this one, but wanted to thank you for posting this in the "Pimp Your Parody" section at badave as well.
(Artistry) Interesting what another read through can do because I grokked it this time (grokked meaning, "I comprehended it and loved it"). The self-referential "Matthias Guy's a tour guide" line is a bit too insular. The "Faith & Grace in bed" stanza is pure genius. Bless your mess.
(Artistry) See above, 555, etc etc.
(Artistry) Matthias, you should never have put Benny Hill in charge of the nunnery. :-) Inspired idea.
(Artistry) Well that was an off the wall idea for a story :) Well done, I enjoyed.
(Artistry) See Above,:)
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