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Song Parodies -> "No More Beans"
Original Song Title:
"No More Tears"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ozzy Osbourne
Parody Song Title:
"No More Beans"
Parody Written by:
Harry
The Lyrics
No More beans
The light in the window is a crack in my ass
A drive thru to darkness makes me wanna pass gas
A bevy of sneers to learn of her surgically enhanced rack
The man in the clown suit will bring another big mac attack
My momma always said that life is like a box of melted chocolates
Look in the mirror tell me do you think your hair's real shiny now, ya
No more beans
Another fart passes as my butt closes in
The red light goes on to warn you all of the stench
I see the beans on the counter oh should I eat some more ?
I eat some more and wait to hear the sound of some more deadly stinkers, ooh yeah
No more beans
So now that I've farted can't we just light a match?
I'd like to chow down but I can't pass the gas
Maybe some grits before I ingest some altoids
Your butt cheeks are cold I don't know what else to say
I never farted so much and this is way too much I'm sorry
Believe me when I say drive thru gas food I stink I'm farting here
No more beans
The light in the window is a crack in my ass
A drive thru to darkness makes me wanna pass gas
A bevy of sneers to learn of her surgically enhanced rack
The man in the clown suit will bring another big mac attack
My momma always said that life is like a box of melted chocolates
Look in the mirror tell me do you think your hair's real shiny now, ya
No more beans
Another fart passes as my butt closes in
The red light goes on to warn you all of the stench
I see the beans on the counter oh should I eat some more ?
I eat some more and wait to hear the sound of some more deadly stinkers, ooh yeah
No more beans
So now that I've farted can't we just light a match?
I'd like to chow down but I can't pass the gas
Maybe some grits before I ingest some altoids
Your butt cheeks are cold I don't know what else to say
I never farted so much and this is way too much I'm sorry
Believe me when I say drive thru gas food I stink I'm farting here
No more beans
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The emotions that alight your odious lyrics, makes my eyes fog over with pride. You stand at the forefront of Gasious expenditures and blow me away. I fart in allegience to you.
I'll fart to that. All fives
Thanks. :-)
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