Gettin' hungry
All the time
I really hate waiting
In this dumb lunch line
It's kinda scary
The shape I'm in
For two thousand pounds
I think I'm really thin
I eat real fast and
Not too slow
My scale paranoia
Is starting to show
Got a feeling
I can't shake
Feelin' kinda sick
From that old rice cake

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Can't sit on my bed
Or walk through a gate
I got a little problem
And it's caused by my weight
I think that I should diet
But I'm too hungry
Sayin' all I know is I
Gotta get some lunch money

I know that this might
Sound a tad weird
I haven't seen my feet
Since freshman year
All of my friends
They are buff
I tried working out
But it was just too tough
Although I'm fat things
Are alright
I'm so large
I never get in fights
My all-time favorite
Sport is sumo
I think I'm even fat enough
To go pro

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