When I was young the future was so bright
There was none of this robot cop shite
And now the law enforcer oppupies this world
and enslaves every little boy and girl
But for a few people who stood up to this scum
'Who wants to see that robot guy shot dead
How can one robot policeman screw so many lives


(chorus)
Chances thrown, nothing's free
Longing for a world that's R-Cop-free
Blast his nasty talk
Shred his metal, shatter bones

Slice Robot Cop in half hack Jonny F to death
Guess who will have the final breath
Use a Pet Shop Boys album to throw him in
Then he'll die with no metal left
Play their records one by one
Before he shoots you with his gun
Boycott Robocop merchandise, eliminate every one


(repeat chorus until end)