"What's on TV lately?" Nada, Nada
"What's on TV lately?" Nada, Nada
"What's on TV lately?" Nada, Nada
And all the ladies say that
Dieing guys are on LIFETIME

Disney Channel, Spike, Nothing at all's on tonight

You it makes me bored
Just to watch this crap they say
My wives a crying fool
But she watches it anyway
She grabs a tissue
But I think I see her smile
Those mood swing attacks
Have a range over a mile

So on your date, though TV's great
You know you're not going to watch it anyway
"Come on, get real" "What's your deal?"
Food Networks kay, Food Networks kay.
But if she begs, Don't even concentrate
At least you know she can't watch it all day
This world needs less crybabies
So (Hey! Hey!) Toss that thing away!!!

(Let's go watch it baby) Nuh-uh, Nuh-uh
(Let's go watch it baby) Nuh-uh, Nuh-uh
(Let's go watch it baby) Nuh-uh, Nuh-uh
"But all the couples say that
Dieing guys are on LIFETIME"

There's more than dieing dudes
There's some that beat their wives
That's what I'm going to do
If she keeps this up all night
Now snoring on the sofa, and sometime passing gas
He'll look at his wife
But she's going to kick her hubbie's ass

Just don't debate, Hide remote away
You know nothing's better than her crap any day
She made a great meal, expensive veal
But TV no way, TV no way
If you don't change, she's gonna castrate
Then you both can be on Jerry Springer's tape
The world hates sideshow freaks
So (Hey! Hey!) Let her get her way

Now they're in the living room, yeah
Yeah, He's watching Simpsons
When wife turned the TV into a torture prison
Friends cast is in it starred
But just for the paycheck
Cause in their own minds
It's the, It's the lamest sh*t

(Crying like a baby) Waa waa, Waa waa
(Crying like a baby) Waa waa, Waa waa
(Crying like a baby) Waa waa, Waa waa
Animal Planet, Nick, There ain't nothing much to pick

So choose your fate, you wanna procreate?
You know you hardly get it anyway
So if it's football fields, then cook your own meals
No soup for you! No soup for you!!!
So let her dictate, she's your soul mate
At least you know you can most the time get laid
Those wives like pushover-ease
So
Those wives do big babies
So
Let's give them more big babies

And (Hey, Hey!!!) Let her have her way!!!