(Gonna smoke some marijuana!!!)
(Give me welfare money) Uh-uh, uh-uh.
(Give me welfare money) Uh-uh, uh-uh.
(Give me welfare money) Uh-uh, uh-uh.
And everybody says, "Hey go, back to Mexico!"

Uno, dos, f'nf, sieben, sieben, acht und elf.

Ya' know it's kinda hard just to get a job today.
Our city isn't cool and its wasting away.
We got a lot of drugs, and we got a lot of crime.
We try to cross the border but we end up doin' time!!!

"So don't debate.
Just get baked.
You know that you will get the munchies either way.
Gotta keep my job.
Or else I'll rob.
A Jewelry Store, a jewelry store.
If you masturbate,
and can't ejaculate,
I think that chances are you may have slammed it in a gate.
The world needs Mexicans so...
Hey, Hey, Smoke a lotta' weed!!!"

(Give me welfare money) Uh-uh, uh-uh.
(Give me welfare money) Uh-uh, uh-uh.
(Give me welfare money) Uh-uh, uh-uh.
And everybody says, "Hey go, back to Mexico!"

He needs some drug money, or else he will get shot.
But he's gonna be in trouble 'cause he spent it all on pot.
Now pushin' his car, he sees dealers as he pass.
He tries to run away, but he gets shot in the ass!!!

"So don't debate.
Just get baked.
You know that you will get the munchies either way.
Gotta keep my job.
Or else I'll rob.
A Jewelry Store, a jewelry store.
If you masturbate,
and can't ejaculate,
I think that chances are you may have slammed it in a gate.
The world loves Mexicans so...
Hey, Hey, Smoke a lotta' weed!!!"

Now he's gettin' operated on his bullet pierced ass.
He's cryin' out in pain, 'cause they're doin' it too fast-
Friends say he's too fuckin' dumb, and he's dirty in-deed.
But he's in his own world 'cause he smokes a shit-load-of-weed!!!

(Give me welfare money) Uh-uh, uh-uh.
(Give me welfare money) Uh-uh, uh-uh.
(Give me welfare money) Uh-uh, uh-uh.
Uno, dos, f'nf, sieben, sieben, acht und elf.

"So don't debate.
Just get baked.
You know that you will get the munchies either way.
Gotta keep my job.
Or else I'll rob.
A Jewelry Store, a jewelry store.
If you masturbate,
and can't ejaculate,
I think that chances are you may have slammed it in a gate.
The world needs Mexicans so... The world loves Mexicans so...
Lets get some more Mexicans and...
Hey, Hey, Smoke a-lotta weed!!!"