Asda’s Hectic
and peterborough has been affected
the isle size has not been perfected
changing all the time

red lights are flashing
i could be a bleeding assassin
she’s chatting to jill about fashion
ill just que in line

i can’t find um bongo
shelves are all mixed up now
ill just que in line
frosted up all the time
are the brand new freezers
ill just que in line

'Cause I'll go que and you go pee
There's scaffolding for us to see
they’ve changed the bloody entrance too
Asdas is hectic, i can I be hectic to

bogs a mission
its in such an awkward position
theeseus voted submission
And he pee’d outside


this was a killer
they’ve moved the reduction chiller
reduced pasta bake for me dinner
now where are the god damm tills

i can’t find um bongo
shelves are all mixed up now
ill just que in line
frosted up all the time
are the brand new freezers
ill just que in line

'Cause I'll go que and you go pee
There's scaffolding for us to see
they’ve changed the bloody entrance too
Asdas is hectic, i can I be hectic to

can i be hectic too?
can i be hectic too?
can i be hectic too?