(Liam): I'm really saying it's out of tune
(Noel): what
(Liam): it's out of tune, I'm just saying
(Noel): well, bollocks to that
(Liam): that's not very nice
(Noel): Neither is playing with things, or quoting Basil Brush really loud
(Liam): what happens if we did watch Basil Brush now
(Noel): what, you mean the 2000s remake
(Liam): yeah
(Noel): the TV will be turned off
(Liam): how old are you now
(Noel): 700
(Liam): Going on 6 more like
(Noel): why
(Liam): because you've watched Chucklevision earlier on
(Noel): oh fuck off, Liam
(Liam): no, you fuck off, and go play with things, oh and yourself
(Noel): what did music bring to life
(Liam): it brought us The Beatles, The Byrds, The Rolling Stones, Bonehead, Status Quo, now it's all Blur, Rita Ora, One Direction, James Morrison, Paolo Nutini, and even fucked-off girlies The Saturdays
(Noel): I'll appreciate that
(Liam): oh, go fuck off
(Noel): what about that Alexa Chung
(Liam): that little twonk, I drop kick her in the face
(Noel): the Basil Brush Show, that 2000s one, what a waste of money
(Liam) I'll rather you quote it
(Noel): I don't think we'll watch Basil Brush
(Liam): why
(Noel): cos we're not fecking 7 anymore
(Liam): what do you think of One Direction
(Noel): they're alright
Continued >

(Noel): what do you think of Bloc Party
(Liam): University Challenge students
(Noel): what about The Saturdays
(Liam): I'll rather they catch HIV and die
(Noel): goodnight everybody
(Liam): are they not a Bostonian girl guide, no
(Noel): that's not quite true
(Liam) go smoke a joint
(Noel): alright
To be continued