i ditched my wide-bottomed doll by the side of the road
just as it became light
can you imagine my pain? oh i feel ashamed
it isn't quite love at first sight
you know that i've gotta say i'm considering gay
might just hold the key
oh i love boobs, but it seems the last few
have damn near injured me

i thought that i heard you just say now
that you're a fine, leggy hot gal
ya fat cow
fat cow

feel ashamed
my time you waste
feel ashamed

the first girl that came up and asked me my name
asked me to give her a call some time
it was dark in the club and i'd been doing some drugs
so we were taking a cab back to mine
then the sun in the sky shone into my eyes
and i saw your excessive skin
i asked myself why did i fall for your lies
when you assured me that you were thin

i thought that i heard you just say now
that you're a fine, leggy hot gal
ya fat cow
fat cow

feel ashamed
you human waste
feel ashamed

feel ashamed
you human waste
feel ashamed

i ditched my wide-bottomed doll by the side of the road
just as it became light
can you imagine my pain? oh i feel ashamed
it isn't quite love at first sight
you know that i've gotta say i'm considering gay
might just hold the key
oh i love boobs, but it seems the last few
have damn near injured me

i thought that i heard you just say now
that you're a fine, leggy hot gal
ya fat cow
fat cow (x8)

feel ashamed
you human waste
feel ashamed
go eat some paste
feel ashamed
you waste of space
feel ashamed