Song Parodies -> "Macaroni and Cheese"

Original Song Title:

"All Apologies"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Macaroni and Cheese"

Parody Written by:

Monica-The Good Witch of Washington

The Lyrics

I have an obsession with the Blue Box...It's more like a secret liason

What else is there to eat?
Macaroni and cheese
How much do I pay?
It's on sale today
Why won't you give me the price?
It comes with shrimp fried rice
What else is there to eat?
Macaroni and cheese

This is yum
This is yum and goes with rum
This is yum
This is yum
And stringy
Clingy

I'm glad I'm not a Jew
I'd be stuck on vegetable stew
With a hint of salt
Now my heart's on halt
I'll be in ER
Triple bypass scar
My life is slowed down
Damn the cheeses of the universe

This is yum
This is yum and goes with rum
This is yum
This is yum
And stringy
Clingy

Heart attacks from cheese is whack(til fade)

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Birgitta - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment

I love your sense of humor Monica! I think you're awesome with the pen. ; )I too have a thing for pasta-but mine is angel hair pasta.This parody perfectly describes my childhood.lol. (And I reeeeeeally like Nirvana.) GJ

Paul Wooten - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Made me head straight for the Stouffers in the freezer. THREE YUMS UP. Keep em' cummin'

Dixie Chick - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment

LOL! Makes me hungry!!!

Monica-The Good Witch of Washington - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you so very much Birgitta, Paul and Ms. Dixie. Honestly, I didn't like it at first cause I was still coping with the loss of Kurt...and that was 10 yrs. ago. I realized I needed to let go and give him a cheesy tribute, and that's what I did. Thanks again

Mr X - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Pretty good; 4-5-5

sarah - April 06, 2009 - Report this comment

omg. this vote is so dumb

notwolf - January 29, 2011 - Report this comment

garbage." I'm glad I'm not a Jew I'd be stuck on vegetable stew"? really? is this what yer doin in High School while you wait to get pregnant?

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