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Song Parodies -> "Bite Me"

Original Song Title:

"Rape Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Bite Me"

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The Lyrics

i just felt i need to tell the whole world how i feel about the expression "bite me" its so annoying and i hear it every day, god!
bite me
bite me, you jerk
bite me
such a lame comeback

i'm not the only one (x4)

bite me
shut up alright?
these are
burns that do not work

i'm not the only one (x4)

my most hated burns
i'll kick your stupid head
unappreciate your effort
you really stink at burns

bite me
bite me, you jerk
bite me
such a lame comeback

i'm not the only one (x4)

bite me
the i'm not the only one means i'm not the only one who thinks bite me, shut up, nice hair etc. are really crappy comebacks. i know i got kind of off on the my most hated burns verse but i couldnt think of anything else so yeah

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 4

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neminem - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
"So I did. And then he gets all indignant on me. He's like, "Hey, man, I was just being sarcastic!" Well, that's just great. How was I supposed to know that? I'm not a mind reader, for cryin' out loud."
Agrimorfee - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
So I said, like, "Whatever!"
Jessica - May 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I totally agree.
ayeaye - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know, I think the expression "bite me" can be kind of funny...
mike - July 05, 2023 - Report this comment

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