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Song Parodies -> "Smells Like Amazon.com (Fixed Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Smells Like Teen Spirit"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Smells Like Amazon.com (Fixed Version)"

Parody Written by:

AmericanGirlFan5665

The Lyrics

Load up on gift cards and bring your friends
It's fun to stock up and to pretend
She's over bored and self-assured
Oh no, I know a website

Hello, hello, hello, how low
Hello, hello, hello, how low
Hello, hello, hello, how low
Hello, hello, hello

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
Life is compassionate and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A video game, A graphic novel
A bottle of Aqua Net hairspray, My Disney Infinity action figure
Yay!

Hey
Yay

I'm worse at what I do best
And for this gift I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end

Hello, hello, hello, how low
Hello, hello, hello, how low
Hello, hello, hello, how low
Hello, hello, hello

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
Life is compassionate and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A video game, A graphic novel
A bottle of Aqua Net hairspray, My Disney Infinity action figure
Yay!

Hey
Yay

And I forget just why I taste
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard, it's hard to find
Oh well, whatever, never mind

Hello, hello, hello, how low
Hello, hello, hello, how low
Hello, hello, hello, how low
Hello, hello, hello

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
Life is compassionate and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A video game, A graphic novel
A bottle of Aqua Net hairspray, My Disney Infinity action figure

Amazon! Amazon!
Amazon! Amazon!
Amazon! Amazon!
Amazon! Amazon!
Amazon!

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.0

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