Song Parodies -> "Half-Price Box"

Original Song Title:

"Heart-Shaped Box"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Half-Price Box"

Parody Written by:

Breezy

The Lyrics

She buys me a pack of gum once or twice a week
I’ve been trapped inside the walk-in freezer for weeks
You’ve been lost looking at my poorly drawn map
I wish I could give you a discount please turn back

Hey! Wait! I got to give away
Forever in debt with these packets of rice
Hey! Huey! I got to celebrate
You just brought worthless merchandise
Hey! Wait! I got to sell away
They can’t give you discounts like mine
My compromise

Keep tweeting all those discounts no retweets just yet
Buy yourself a pair of shoes and maybe a loaf of bread
Broke businessman shop in silence in the discount rack
Put down those medical bills so you can pay me back

Hey! Wait! I got to give away
Forever in debt with these packets of rice
Hey! Huey! I got to celebrate
You just brought worthless merchandise
Hey! Wait! I got to sell away
They can’t give you discounts like mine
My compromise

She eyes those low prices with a quiet shriek
I’ve been locked inside that half-price box for weeks
Please keep buying from me all these pieces of crap
I wish I could make sure those apples don’t turn black

Hey! Wait! I got to give away
Forever in debt with these packets of rice
Hey! Huey! I got to celebrate
You just brought worthless merchandise
Hey! Wait! I got to sell away
They can’t give you discounts like mine

My compromise
My compromise
My compromise

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