we're in Cape Town
we gather that this scaffolding has just fallen down
I wish they sang 'Somewhere I Belong' when that occured
if you do wish them to play Meteora then i hope
you'll hold your throat (eck)

Your throat, your throat, your throat, your throat
Your throat, your throat, your throat, your throat
Your throat, your throat, your throat, your throat

Here we are now
We're in Cape Town
Linkin Park rules
i don't understand why that happened
hope you dont get that in Leicester
holding your skin is not evil
I am hopefully not upset in Johannesburg
Sis

Sis

Sis

It's unbelievevable to see if The Charlatans
do the same thing to Tellin Stories
and Saint Etienne, hope your Foxbase does
it to your Foxbase Alpha

Alpha, Alpha, Alpha, Alpha, Alpha
Alpha, Alpha, Alpha, Alpha, Alpha

In these days of Mumford & Sons
One Direction, Fun, and Spector
we're in Cape Town
don't you understand
there is too much Africans on the table
Give it to me, see you later then
Holding your breath in the Leigh On Sea
take it to Bolton and Salford
just shove it up your down right ass

Yeah

(AUDIENCE): Boo

(SCAFFOLDING): Reee-eh-da-boof

In these tough times
of cancellations, poor chart placings
and Soundgarden reforming without 007
hope you all die of Radio 4 being shoved up your ass

Your ass, your ass, your ass, your ass
Your ass, your ass, your ass, your ass
Your ass, your ass, your ass, your ass

Scaffolding is exspensive
Don't smash it or you'll be told off
clean the singing to a toilet
toilets are better than Wolverhampton
Getting out of this toilet
there is Amy Childs crapping herself laughing

I ain't laughing, I ain't laughing, I ain't laughing
I ain't laughing, I ain't laughing, I ain't laughing
I ain't laughing, I ain't laughing, I ain't laughing
I ain't laughing