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Song Parodies -> "Wash me"

Original Song Title:

"Rape me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Wash me"

Parody Written by:

Flash Flood

The Lyrics

I don't like Nirvana,and seeing as spoofing "Smells like teen spirit" is cliche,I decided to do something different-finally wash that Kurt Co-blew-his-brain.Oh,and about his death...get over it.
Wash me
Wash me my friend
Wash me
Wash me again

I'm the dirty one (x4)

Cleanse me
Do it and do it again
Water me
Wash me my friend

I'm the filthy one (x4)

Wash my bleached greasy hair
Wash my pasty white skin
Wash my hairy deriere
My hygiene is a sin

Wash me
Wash me my friend
Wash me
Wash me again

I'm the dirty one (x4)

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Glenn rousseau - August 09, 2009 - Report this comment
I call him................KURT NO-BRAINS!

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