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Song Parodies -> "That's Androgyny"

Original Song Title:

"All Apologies"

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Original Performer:

"That's Androgyny"

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The Lyrics

Don't know who to be
That's Androgyny
Gender in the grey
Anyone can play
It's Pat! What a sight!
Undressed not quite right
Which way should I pee
That's Androgyny

I'm no son
I'm no hon I'm mixed as one
I'm no son
I'm no hon
I'm varied
Harried

Single, wish I were two
Genderly confused
A strange twist of fate
I am my own first date
Handsome and a dame
All names are fair game
Mood swings are no concern
Soaking clothes show nothing but small debris

I'm no son
I'm no hon I'm mixed as one
I'm no son
I'm no hon
I'm varied
Harried

All in one we all are

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Andria - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Great parody, and another thing I've had brought up as a derisive remark about my name besides shipwrecks, college coeds dying of drug overdoses in a professor's apartment and mentally-ill murderous mothers is androgyny. (Details on the first three by request, and I'm sure you can figure out the last one on your own.) 5s for you.

Mark Scotti - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Andria!!!!!

alvin - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

especially liked "gender in the grey"

Mark Scotti - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Alvin. That word just rang in my head when I heard the song come on the radio, and I just ran with it..

Christie Marie M - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Very funny parody, Mark! Yeah, I remembered "Pat" from Saturday Night Live. Do you know the difference between androgyny and being a hermaphrodite? Also loved the "Which way should I pee?" line. That can be very confusing to an androgynous person. 5's!

Mark Scotti - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Christie. And yes, I do know the difference is the hermaphrodite has BOTH...

AFW - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Gotta' like that line: I am my own first date...

Mark Scotti - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, AFW!!

Jerry Springer - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

You have just won an all-expenses paid trip to Chicago to be on my show! Here's a $555 advance for the airfare and hotel. ... and you'll be on with another androgyne, Timmy/Tammy/Tommy Turtle.

Mark Scotii - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

WOW, Mr. Springer, I'm SHELL SHOCKED!!! Thanks, Tom...

TTTT - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Jerry Springer: Given that I've written a parody about menstruation, and have another coming for tomorrow (Thursday; it's "one of those days"), guess that's true. 'Sides, it's really difficult to determine with this shell covering everything... see ya on the show, Mark!

Invisible Boy - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Ok Jean, I mean Drew, I mean Reese, I mean Morgan...Oh, Mark !!!
You did a great job.

Below Average Dave - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Wow, talk about over my head. . .funny though.

Mark Scotti - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Boyish/girlish thanks to you, IB & Dave!!

Gari J - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

A very confused person here in your parody as always Mark good one liners I'm on my own first date :D

Mark Scotti - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Gari!!

Matthias - October 19, 2010 - Report this comment

I'm glad you added the Pat reference because I was going to talk about SNL. Some of the lines went over my head but all in all this all we are.

Mark Scotti - October 19, 2010 - Report this comment

Thanks, Matthias. 'That's Pat" is what spawned this...

Below Average Dave - October 21, 2010 - Report this comment

Looked up Androgyny so that I'd understand it. . .this one is a song that is hard to really knock out because of its short length--you managed to come up with perhaps the most obscure topic possible and made it hilarious. . .Mark--this is a very good parody of a fun TOS

Mark Scotti - October 21, 2010 - Report this comment

Thanks, Dave! Glad you enjoyed!

Agrimorfee - October 23, 2010 - Report this comment

Kinda poetic...Cobain I think would have approved (after all, what's with that outfit he wore in the In Utero CD booklet?!). 555

Mark Scotti - October 24, 2010 - Report this comment

Thanks, Agir. You are right...that was a strange cover...

bobpiecheese - October 26, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Interesting concept, well executed. I'd like to see this performed by Annie Lennox, just to really drive the point home. 555, my gender-ambiguous friend.

Mark Scotti - October 27, 2010 - Report this comment

Gender bending thanks to you, Bobpie!!

Rex - October 31, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry) As Woody Allen said, "A friend of mine had a sex-change operation three times. He couldn't find anything he liked." Fun write.

Mark Scotti - October 31, 2010 - Report this comment

Woody Allen also said "Don't knock materbation, it's sex with someone i love..." LOL, and thanks, Rex!

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