Song Parodies -> That's Androgyny

Original Song Title:	"All Apologies"
Original Performer:	Nirvana

Parody Song Title:	"That's Androgyny"
Parody Written by:	Mark Scotti

Don't know who to be
That's Androgyny
Gender in the grey
Anyone can play
It's Pat! What a sight!
Undressed not quite right
Which way should I pee
That's Androgyny

I'm no son
I'm no hon I'm mixed as one
I'm no son
I'm no hon
I'm varied
Harried

Single, wish I were two
Genderly confused
A strange twist of fate
I am my own first date
Handsome and a dame
All names are fair game
Mood swings are no concern
Soaking clothes show nothing but small debris

I'm no son
I'm no hon I'm mixed as one
I'm no son
I'm no hon
I'm varied
Harried

All in one we all are

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Andria - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Great parody, and another thing I've had brought up as a derisive remark about my name besides shipwrecks, college coeds dying of drug overdoses in a professor's apartment and mentally-ill murderous mothers is androgyny. (Details on the first three by request, and I'm sure you can figure out the last one on your own.) 5s for you.

Mark Scotti - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Andria!!!!!

alvin - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

especially liked "gender in the grey"

Mark Scotti - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Alvin. That word just rang in my head when I heard the song come on the radio, and I just ran with it..

Christie Marie M - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Very funny parody, Mark! Yeah, I remembered "Pat" from Saturday Night Live. Do you know the difference between androgyny and being a hermaphrodite? Also loved the "Which way should I pee?" line. That can be very confusing to an androgynous person. 5's!

Mark Scotti - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Christie. And yes, I do know the difference is the hermaphrodite has BOTH...

AFW - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Gotta' like that line: I am my own first date...

Mark Scotti - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, AFW!!

Jerry Springer - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

You have just won an all-expenses paid trip to Chicago to be on my show! Here's a $555 advance for the airfare and hotel. ... and you'll be on with another androgyne, Timmy/Tammy/Tommy Turtle.

Mark Scotii - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

WOW, Mr. Springer, I'm SHELL SHOCKED!!! Thanks, Tom...

TTTT - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Jerry Springer: Given that I've written a parody about menstruation, and have another coming for tomorrow (Thursday; it's "one of those days"), guess that's true. 'Sides, it's really difficult to determine with this shell covering everything... see ya on the show, Mark!

Invisible Boy - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Ok Jean, I mean Drew, I mean Reese, I mean Morgan...Oh, Mark !!!
You did a great job.

Below Average Dave - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Wow, talk about over my head. . .funny though.

Mark Scotti - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Boyish/girlish thanks to you, IB & Dave!!

Gari J - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

A very confused person here in your parody as always Mark good one liners I'm on my own first date :D

Mark Scotti - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Gari!!

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Song Parodies -> That's Androgyny

"All Apologies"

Nirvana

"That's Androgyny"

Mark Scotti

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