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Song Parodies -> "Hacker"
Original Song Title:
"Polly"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Nirvana
Parody Song Title:
"Hacker"
Parody Written by:
Kody's Pencer
The Lyrics
It sucks to be a hacker
My social skills, they are the worst
But I'm a decent blogger
Just call me a gaming whore
Look at me
Strike my keys
Rule the 'net
And Halo Three
Spend my time inside
By myself
I'll steal your files
Watch yourself
It sucks to be a hacker
I guess I'm not a normal dude
Girls think I'm a creeper
Just because I hack while nude
I'm a creep
So lonely
My best friend's
A computer screen
When I go outside
My skin melts
Access denied
Outside my house
I wish you were a hacker
Then you could be a nerd with me
It isn't really that hard
Just follow all the rules and blue links
Be like me
Then you'll see
Microchips
Are sacred things
I hack systems with pride
My skin is pale
I'm in denial
About myself
My social skills, they are the worst
But I'm a decent blogger
Just call me a gaming whore
Look at me
Strike my keys
Rule the 'net
And Halo Three
Spend my time inside
By myself
I'll steal your files
Watch yourself
It sucks to be a hacker
I guess I'm not a normal dude
Girls think I'm a creeper
Just because I hack while nude
I'm a creep
So lonely
My best friend's
A computer screen
When I go outside
My skin melts
Access denied
Outside my house
I wish you were a hacker
Then you could be a nerd with me
It isn't really that hard
Just follow all the rules and blue links
Be like me
Then you'll see
Microchips
Are sacred things
I hack systems with pride
My skin is pale
I'm in denial
About myself
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Pretty good parody of a rarely parodied Nirvana song. I guess you went the Weird Al/ Smells Like Nirvana route by cutting the choruses in half - not always a bad thing but you were doing so well with the rhyming and short lines I was wanting more. I hope to see more from you.
I know. I'm cool.
Best Nirvana song. You did it well my friend, but the chorus is longer than you make out.
I'm surprised I didn't see this one. Interesting take on the song, but you did... as the others mentioned, cut the chorus short. 454
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