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Song Parodies -> "Smells like Dung Pellets"
Original Song Title:
"Smells like Teen Spirit"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Nirvana
Parody Song Title:
"Smells like Dung Pellets"
Parody Written by:
poomaster
The Lyrics
I'm all on dung
And my poop friends
It's fun to push out tuber mends
I stretch my ass and smell the turd
Oh, oh, oh, oh
My dirt is grown
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello-
My turds push out
On the toilet
Here I am now
On the toilet
Groan and moaning
On the toilet
Here I am now
On the toilet
Here I am now
Getting dung out
On the toilet
Groaning meaner
Out through my butt
In toilet rests
A big ol' turd
Longer than rest
When my ass grooves
On the toilet
On the toilet until the end
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello-
My turds push out
On the toilet
Here I am now
On the toilet
Groan and moaning
On the toilet
Here I am now
On the toilet
Here I am now
Getting dung out
On the toilet
Groaning meaner
And I will sit
Just lay ass cakes
I yell and groan
While brown bricks pile
I've found it hard
It's hard to grind
In whatever colon it files
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello-
My turds push out
On the toilet
Here I am now
On the toilet
Groan and moaning
On the toilet
Here I am now
On the toilet
Here I am now
Getting dung out
On the toilet
Groaning meaner
And my poop friends
It's fun to push out tuber mends
I stretch my ass and smell the turd
Oh, oh, oh, oh
My dirt is grown
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello-
My turds push out
On the toilet
Here I am now
On the toilet
Groan and moaning
On the toilet
Here I am now
On the toilet
Here I am now
Getting dung out
On the toilet
Groaning meaner
Out through my butt
In toilet rests
A big ol' turd
Longer than rest
When my ass grooves
On the toilet
On the toilet until the end
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello-
My turds push out
On the toilet
Here I am now
On the toilet
Groan and moaning
On the toilet
Here I am now
On the toilet
Here I am now
Getting dung out
On the toilet
Groaning meaner
And I will sit
Just lay ass cakes
I yell and groan
While brown bricks pile
I've found it hard
It's hard to grind
In whatever colon it files
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello-
My turds push out
On the toilet
Here I am now
On the toilet
Groan and moaning
On the toilet
Here I am now
On the toilet
Here I am now
Getting dung out
On the toilet
Groaning meaner
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DUDE, THAT IS SICK! SICK-SICK-SICK! NOT ONE SHRED IS EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY!!!!
511
I appreciate your efforts.
I can be calm no longer. DEATH TO POOMASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Efforts? What efforts? To me, effort involves writing about something other than bodily excrament. I'm afraid I agree with Jonathan S. entirely, this is sick times infinity.
Oh my goodness gracious. I'm going to be afraid to go to the bathroom now.
Oh, My! WAY 100% COOLER! TRY YOUR BEST, MAN!!
This is not, and I repeat NOT, cool at all. Whoever gives this 5s is insane.
While I'm pretty neutral on the scat-parodies, this one needs a rewrite....
You could have used alittle more variety in the chorus(instead of repeating "On the toilet" to death) and you did a double chorus at the end, there is no double chorus at the end.... Just one chorus and the outro lyrics "A denial". You should have also changed the "Hello" lyrics(I know you could've).
While this isn't the worst Nirvana parody I've seen, there is definitely room for improvement.... This is coming from a person well versed in writing parodies to Nirvana song parodies. 333
dude,thats sad-your just trying to be sarcasticly funny like kurt cobain thats sad .i bet he'd hate it
I hate it when I accidently use words I didn't mean too.
Sir Stephen, I do applaud your honest critique & patience with this . . .
I seen worse stuff(I know that sounds impossible), so that's why.
Fecophiliac!!
Christie Marie: The word you are thinking of is "coprophiliac".
Thanks, Andria! Now I know what it is. I'll remember that next time.
Christie Marie, you're absolutely welcome. FYI, my dad is a psychiatrist, and I read his books as a little girl, so I learned about mental illnesses, fetishes, paraphilias (one of which is coprophilia) and addictions, among other things, very early.
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