Song Parodies -> "Heart Shaped Lox"

Original Song Title:

"Heart Shaped Box"

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Original Performer:

"Heart Shaped Lox"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This should be sung in a Gilbert Gottfried voice. Don't worry, I'm still Jewish.

She oyes me like a Latka
When I speak
I been mashed inside your heart shaped lox
been your Little Geek
I drew out a check
From my Savings & Loan (moan)
Your spending habits sure are
Making me groan (groan)

Hazl!!! Mazll!!!!
Gimme the latest gossip
Forever enthralled with
da latest Geshtalt

Malt!! Gralk!!!
I thought I heard u balk
We'll get desserts right afta
syn o gog

Kvech!!!! Lech!!!
I hoid the newz from Shlep
Ya cousin Sol came down
with infected strep

Heck!!! Fehh!!!
I'm runnin outta breath
I'm wheezin & coughin
Myself to death

Borscht!!! Lorscht!!!
Ya uncle Seg is horse
Maybe its the growth on
His vocal chord

Hoida!! Loita!!
Aunt Gertie's gotta goiter
It covers her face
From here
To Des Moiner

Hey!!! Faye!!!
Please loosen these restraints!
If ya pull em any tighter
Then I'm gonna faint

Foot picking Jorge
Says he's nobody's pet
Cut myself on Hoibs razor
I think I may need a vet
Alan Hyman calls you highness
Cause he likes to submit
He likes your whips & chains
Likes being called your little kid

Oi!!!
Vey!!!
I got some new complaints
Forever I'm dead to your
Sticky New Lox

So Shlemeil
Shlamazzal
Get yourself an early fossil
Forever in debt to your discounted price

Rice!!! Mice!!!
Oiv got some new advice
Forever gonna get some
Jewish d'Ice

Nice!! Lice!!
He's got some Jewish lice
Forever he bets on winning
the fights

Doh!! Moh!!
Homer's got to go
Mr Simpson ran into the
Major DOMO

Heil!! File
Go march five hundred miles
Ya Gvelt Parents ran about
600 miles

Pyle!! Piles!!
Uncle Morty's got the piles
They pile in back of his
distended anus

Famous Amos
He's got some more complainin
forever in debt to his
Famous Brand Ramos

said she oyes me like an ogre &
I'm getting sick of her nagging
Think I'll buy her a leather choker
To prevent her breasts from sagging
Broken Hineys on the lampshade
Made out of Kveltka
Please descend your umbilical string
So I can turn it into Gefilte

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alvin rhodes - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment

i liked this a whole lox

John Barry - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment

Much better than the OS.

Below Average Dave - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment

The thing is, Nirvana probably could have sang these same lyrics and not even realised it. . .good parody. . .5s

2Eagle - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment

Five chocolate coins for you.

MasonR - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment

I especially like the line about Aunt Gerties goiter. I rate this 5 latkes! Happy Chanukah!

Yoidy - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks guys!

Red Ant - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment

What version of TOS did you use to make this? I ask because this doesn't scan well at all to the "In Utero" version. The last verse looks like it was supposed to be the second ("Broken Hineys" for "Broken hymen" and umbilical is the same), and the choruses are twice as long as TOS.

Yoidy - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment

Red, this was originally submitted back in 2003 in 3 parts. I kept everything because it's so outlandish and rambling and just submitted it again as one entire parody. When I wrote it, I just went lose and didn't care if it matched the original song.

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