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Matthias - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment

Another episode of the 555 Club

TJC - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment

Oh Lordy... come take my funny bone away before it kills me! So right on it hurts!

AFW - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment

Hell eludes ya'......This is torn right outa' the pages of afternoon TV...highly humerous stuff here, Kristof..great lines and flows as smooth as Niagara Falls with molasses

Claude Prez - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment

"God won't forgive you if you're cheap" <

John Barry - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment

Pat robs ya, son, and the coffer's of Jerry fall well below expectation without the correct donation. Excellent scam-artist skewering.

alvin rhodes - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment

amen...you hit the nail on the head...5s plus

daniel - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment

i would vote 666(haha) if i could!!!!

PMS - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment

Holy sh*t that's funny! Too many great lines to single out just one.

Jack Wilson - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment

This definitely made me laugh out loud 555!

Stuart McArthur - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment

wow, brilliant! and must have been so hard to do, not only changing all those nasty short chorus lines each time, but finding enough rhymes, getting them to pace AND making each one funny - truly Kristofian of the highest order - 555!

Claude Prez - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment

Hey! I just noticed my earlier comment got cut off; I was going to say that may be one of my favorite lines ever -- outstanding stuff!!

Dirty Hairy - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment

I rarely have access to a computer these days, but I'm sure glad I got on one today. This is devilishly clever, as good as I've seen on this site. This would get 100 out of 100 if the voting was structured that way.

Lionel Mertens - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment

What keen discernment you have. 5's

Spaff.com - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment

Just perfect. Kristof is Overlord!

Red Ant - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment

Indeed, very funny stuff, Kristof. Would it be annoying if I mentioned you left out the "A mulatto, a mosquito..." part after the first chorus? If so, I won't bring it up. 5s.

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment

Smells Like Spirit - Period!

Phil Alexander - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment

Caught this through the comments (does that sound like it should be a "heard it through the grapevine" parody?)... simply the best Teen Spirit parody so far. I should know, I've done a couple :-)

Agrimorfee - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment

You heathen mongrel! 555

Kristof Robertson - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment

A very very belated thank you to Matthias, TJC, AFW, Claude (hey, stranger!), John, Alvin, Daniel, PMS, Jack W, Stu, Hairy, Lionel, Spaff, Antman Jack, Peter, Phil and Agri (phew!) Jack, re. the missing lines: I know, I know....this is what happens when you cut corners. I wanted to post this ASAP, and relied on an obviously incorrect lyric sheet, without actually going back and listening to one of my all time fave songs. Dang! I'll have to do penance....;-)

daniel - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment

sup!

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - November 12, 2006 - Report this comment

SOTM - See above. :-)

tomario - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment

"Don't despair-o…pay dinero!"i didn't old robert was an evangelist !lol awsome parody 555

Chris Bodily TM - November 22, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Wow! I finally found my SOTM, after reading a zillion other amazing parodies, yours really strikes an F5 power chord with me. I loved the juxtaposition fo God and money, two things are historically don't go together very well. Though the second part of the first chorus is missing, I forgive you (no pun intended) because some online lyrics are so goofed up. See you at SOTM, Kristof! 555

Jack Wilson - November 22, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) And the SOTM awads goes to...

The Charnstar - November 24, 2006 - Report this comment

SOTM You got the cat in the bag, no contest here, this RULED!

Red Ant - November 26, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) See above, but this deserves special praise since IIRC it predated the Ted Haggart news stories by a mere days. Had you mentioned "take meth" in the prechorus, I would be convinced you are psychic. Still great work with all the variations and rhyming. A parody I would love to have written!

bobpiecheese - November 26, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) You missed a bit of the first chorus, but I don't really care! Awesome work, Kristof (as usual)!

Agrimorfee - November 27, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Love the (not so) subliminal, Freudian-slipping word changes. Let's throw another kindly donation of 555 to the cause.

Stuart McArthur - November 27, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) as I said, brilliant KR! and to pick 2 highlights: "Don't despair-o…pay dinero" and the choir line

Michael McVey - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment

You've touched a nerve, and justifiably so. I would recommend Ray Stevens' "Would Jesus Wear a Rolex?". It also makes the point well.----MM

Phil Alexander - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment

Sorry everybody (everybody other than K, that is), but this one is in a league of its own this month... [note to self: must try harder]

2nz - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment

Alright already, Kristof. You're still good even after my 6-month sabbatical, I get it. Flawless parody and whatever. Here's my donation. Hey, can I give twice my normal donation and preemptively avoid condemnation for stuff I plan on doing this week?

wannabemustangjockey - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment

SOTM - Hellfire and gemstone. From the looks of the voting so far, you'll be getting your reward very soon. I'm afraid I'm broke at the moment, but you can have my pocket lint and these McDonald's napkins. They're going to a good cause.

Jeff Reuben - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment

Awesome job, and what bobpie said about the first chorus. Tons of great lines!

Tim Mayfield - December 01, 2006 - Report this comment

SOTM: Pew! What some people won't do for a little prophet! We've made a coffer you can't refuse!

Mascot - December 23, 2006 - Report this comment

Give this person a Grammy, so that they can throw it at the peoples in this song, come on, if you're 'going to Hell' anyways, might as well let them get some money for the scrap Grammy, before they pee on you.

Matthias - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment

Smells like Song of the Year

Rick C - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment

(SOTY) Ah, what a brilliant parody! I loved the "amen, amex" line especially. Since my soon-to-be ex-wife is a born-again Christian, I can relate to a lot of this. I don't trust religious leaders one iota. 555+++

Below Average Dave - March 31, 2007 - Report this comment

(SOTY) Sadly, this song isn't just a parody. . .it's the major religions of the world. . .as always Kristof Good work, it's gotta feel good when even your less than best songs are among the best of the site.

Johnny D - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment

POTM - You know the saying "He's got more money than God" ? Well, KR, YOU'VE got more FUNNY than God!

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