Song Parodies -> "Dictionary Angry Page Turners"

Original Song Title:

"Radio Friendly Unit Shifters"

Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Dictionary Angry Page Turners"

Parody Written by:

Billy C.

The Lyrics

Weird song.

I don't know how to spell destroy.
The dictionary invades my privacy.
These words are for the nation.
Can not read, can not hardly see.

I can not write because I forgot.
Do not want what I have got.
My face acne'ed with pimples and burns.
Second rated in Words and Terms.

What is wrong with me.
Pencils is what I need.
What is wrong with things.
How come I can't think?

My brian hurts when I think.
If i ever think at all.
Books; I don't interact.
All of a sudden a vessel broke..

What is wrong with me.
Pencils is what I need.
What is wrong with things.
How come I can't think?

Read-Read your books.
Save-Save yours notes.
Find-Find a place.
Speak-To Speak aloud

What is wrong with me.
Pencils is what I need.
What is wrong with things.
How come I can't think?

I don't know how to spell destroy.
The dictionary invades my privacy.
These words are for the nation.
Can not read, can not hardly see.

What is wrong with me.
Pencils is what I need.
What is wrong with things.
How come I can't think?

Hard song

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Stephen Harrington - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment

3 for pacing, 5 for funny and 4 overall. Very good concept, but it needs abit of tweaking. Pacing is off enough(and you missed half of the second verse) for me to demerit the pacing down to three from five.

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