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Song Parodies -> "Thumb"

Original Song Title:

"Dumb"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Thumb"

Parody Written by:

Ragnarok_incarne

The Lyrics

I'm camping out
and I see a bear.
He wants my fish
and attacks my face.
He growls at me
and pushes me down.
Suck on my thumb,
fetal position.

Fetal position.
Fetal position.
Fetal position.

I'm on my board
and surf the day through.
Waves all around
I fall in the blue.
I float around,
sharks grab my legs.
I start to drown,
scream bloody murder.

Scream bloody murder.
Scream bloody murder.
Scream bloody murder.

In the park
walk around.
step on a
nest on ground.
Hornets fly
sting me quick,
start to swell
allergic.

I'm at the zoo
I walk through a door.
I get locked in
there's a mighty roar.
The lion's den
and its feeding time.
Suck on my thumb,
fetal position.

Fetal position.
Fetal position.
Fetal position.

Suck on my thumb.
Suck on my thumb.
Suck on my thumb.
Suck on my thumb.
Suck on my thumb.
Suck on my thumb.
Suck on my thumb.
Suck on my thumb.
Suck on my thumb.
Suck on my thumb.
Suck on my thumb.
Suck on my thumb.
5/17/06

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Stephen Harrington - May 23, 2006 - Report this comment
455, there are a few lines that I stumbled on, but still very good.

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