Vacation time/ Is finally here
I wanna go/ To Montpelier

I love that place - up in Vermont
Driving up there, I much rather not

To go on a plane/ Will be such a blast
But I'm too poor/ To sit in first class

I love my seat - by the window
So I can see, how high we will go

I'm on a plane
I can't complain
Cause I'm on a plane

Strong turbulence/ Nothing to fear
Unless of course/ It tears off the rear

I love this drink - called ginger ale
Makes me forget, the pretzels are stale

My seat reclines/ Look how it goes
Guy behind me/ I see up his nose

I love those clouds - look how they swarm
As we fly in, this big thunderstorm

I'm on a plane
Let me explain
That I'm on a plane

Why is there fire under the wing?
I assume that's not a normal thing
Everyone stay calm for heaven's sake
Some birds just flew in the jet intake

Barrell rolls/ A triple tailspin
My hands are raised/ Let's do that again

I love this bag - it holds all my barf
I wiped my mouth, on somebody's scarf

Our landing was smooth/ Best ever stop
As one last joke/ Our O2 masks dropped

I love that plane - I'm gettin' back on
It dawns on me, I'm the only one

I'm on a plane
And not a train
Cars I disdain
They're such a pain
You have no brain
Cause you drive a crane
Don't be insane
Just get on a plane