-> "JamesKurtJoyceCobain #1: L. Bloom"
Original Song Title:
"In Bloom"
Parody Song Title:
"JamesKurtJoyceCobain #1: L. Bloom"
The Lyrics
Summer day in June
Dublin, Ireland news
England rules again
Ride electric trams
Bloom's the one
Who married Marion
And Rudy's his dead son
His life don't look like fun
He's a man of modest means
Man of modest means
And I say
He's the one
Whose head it simply swirls
From all the seaside girls
Daughter Milly has her curls
And he likes to eat kidney
Likes to eat kidney
And I say, yecchhh!
Takes a Nighttown tour
Meets a friendly whore
Kisses Bella's boot
Tender bum, L. Bloom!
He's the son
Of Virag (Hungarian)
Jewish Dublin denizen
But not into religion
'Cause he don't know what it means
Don't know what it means
And I say
He's the one
Who likes frillies and tight thongs
But he knows his right from wrong
So annoys the Citizen
And solicits ads for Keyes
Solicits ads for Keyes
Agendath Netaim!
Later on
He'll rescue drunk Stephen
And wish he was his son
But that's just an illusion
But each will meet his needs
Each gets what he needs
Then we see
Day is done
Stephen goes and says "So long"
All is right against the wrong
He kisses Molly's buns
Then slips into his dreams
Slips into his dreams
Slips into his dreams
Molly says YES
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