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Song Parodies -> "Smells Like Retarded Lyrics"

Original Song Title:

"Smells Like Teen Spirit"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Smells Like Retarded Lyrics"

Parody Written by:

A.d.h.d

The Lyrics

my first parody
my hunny buns.
drain your friends .
bananas bruised .
hair on your chin .

she sold the world.
to tweety bird.
dunno . dunno .
is my name kurt ?

dunno (x15)

i like lifehouse!
dogs in cages!
beer in our mouth!
and retainers!
i kill cupid!
am i famous?
beer in our mouth.
timmy fainted!
a muchacho!
anal rhino!
chilli fritos!
my dorito!
yay
yay

i donate blood.
chicken breast.
and forest chimps.
my crazy check.
and chicken soup.
my ball will spin.
and uncle phil.
i need a pen.

jello (x15)

i like lifehouse!
dogs in cages!
beer in our mouth!
and retainers!
i kill cupid!
am i famous?
beer in our mouth.
timmy fainted!
a muchacho!
anal rhino!
chilli fritos!
my dorito!
yay
yay

and momma said
watch what you say.
or else ill wash your mouth with dail.
a foul is hard .
is far defied.
unless you poke them in the eye.

mello yello!(x15)

i like lifehouse!
dogs in cages!
beer in our mouth!
and retainers!
i kill cupid!
am i famous?
beer in our mouth.
timmy fainted!
a muchacho!
anal rhino!
chilli fritos!
my dorito!
yay
yay
a dog pile!(repeat until end)
the end of my first parody

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

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 3   0
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 4   1
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 5
 

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Olvan The Terrible - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Heh! It makes about as much sense as the original. But it made me laugh, and that's all that matters.
kitty - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
wow...that's random...luv it! 5'.
Red Ant - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
This came close to straight 4s for some pacing errors and repetitive choruses but I'll be easy on you since this is your first parody.
Agrimorfee - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Agreed with Red Ant--line 2 of the first two verses missed a beat. But some crazy and imaginative word subs abound. 454
anderson "parody man" araujo - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
wow! damn good to be your first parody, i agree that the pasing is not pefect, but I gotta say that even though some changing in the chorus would be apreciate, the original song sticks to one single chorus so therefore it is aceptable to use one single chorus in the whole parody . I've done it myself and I've seen it in other's parodies authors doing it so don't worry about it for now and keep it up baby.
Stephen aka Step-chan - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
555, makes about as much sense as my parody of this song. This is good for it being your first parody. =)

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