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Song Parodies -> "Smells Like Drunk Driving"
Original Song Title:
"Smells Like Teen Spirit"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Nirvana
Parody Song Title:
"Smells Like Drunk Driving"
Parody Written by:
metalheadjake
The Lyrics
Load up on gin, bring your buds
It's fun to drink, up all those suds
I'm really drunk, s*** my pants
no paper, got to use my hands
My hands, My hands, My hands, My hands
My hands, My hands, My hands, My hands
My hands, My hands, My
On the floor now, visions faded
Well I'm drunk now, intoxicated
I'll feel blown up, and inflated
Well I'm drunk now, intoxicated
A burrito, a dorrito
a cheesy nacho, smell like pee, oh
Hey
Hey
I wake up, bar is closed
Get my keys, got to go home
see a cop, right behind me
Oh s***, I'm as drunk can be
Can be, can be, can be, can be
Can be, can be, can be, can be
Can be can be
On the floor now, visions faded
Well I'm drunk now, intoxicated
I'll feel blown up, and inflated
Well I'm drunk now, intoxicated
A policeman, I'm a dead man,
a policeman, with a pepperspray can
Hey
Hey
Solo
I'm locked up, in a cell
Been a few days, a living hell
Can't afford bail, I s*** my pants
no paper, got to use my hands
My hands, My hands, My hands, My hands
My hands, My hands, My hands, My hands
My hands, My hands, My
On the floor now, visions faded
Well I'm drunk now, intoxicated
I'll feel blown up, and inflated
Well I'm drunk now, intoxicated
A big gay man, I'm a dead man
An escape plan, didn't work man
Got a trial, Got a trial,
Got a trial, Got a trial,
Got a trial, Got a trial,
Got a trial, Got a trial,
Got a trial,
It's fun to drink, up all those suds
I'm really drunk, s*** my pants
no paper, got to use my hands
My hands, My hands, My hands, My hands
My hands, My hands, My hands, My hands
My hands, My hands, My
On the floor now, visions faded
Well I'm drunk now, intoxicated
I'll feel blown up, and inflated
Well I'm drunk now, intoxicated
A burrito, a dorrito
a cheesy nacho, smell like pee, oh
Hey
Hey
I wake up, bar is closed
Get my keys, got to go home
see a cop, right behind me
Oh s***, I'm as drunk can be
Can be, can be, can be, can be
Can be, can be, can be, can be
Can be can be
On the floor now, visions faded
Well I'm drunk now, intoxicated
I'll feel blown up, and inflated
Well I'm drunk now, intoxicated
A policeman, I'm a dead man,
a policeman, with a pepperspray can
Hey
Hey
Solo
I'm locked up, in a cell
Been a few days, a living hell
Can't afford bail, I s*** my pants
no paper, got to use my hands
My hands, My hands, My hands, My hands
My hands, My hands, My hands, My hands
My hands, My hands, My
On the floor now, visions faded
Well I'm drunk now, intoxicated
I'll feel blown up, and inflated
Well I'm drunk now, intoxicated
A big gay man, I'm a dead man
An escape plan, didn't work man
Got a trial, Got a trial,
Got a trial, Got a trial,
Got a trial, Got a trial,
Got a trial, Got a trial,
Got a trial,
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Smells Like Good Parody.
Some of your lines were too short/didn't contain enough syllables therefore didn't go along very well with TOS. I was really tempted to give you 5 for humour, but the copied and pasted lines let it down. Well written but had a lot more potential 444
It was good, but lacked a lot of replacement, there was a lot of copying.
Well, it wasn't terrible but it wasn't excellent. I'd say it was pleasantly enjoyable! I think the problem lies in some of the pacing which was just a tick off in some places, but great overall.
One of my high school class mates was killed by a drunken driver. 4-3-4 for limping pacing and a topic which I do not consider funny at all but rather as loathsome.
Couldn't write it better myself. 555
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