Song Parodies -> "Three Purple Hearts"

Original Song Title:

"Heart Shaped Box"

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Original Performer:

"Three Purple Hearts"

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The Lyrics

I always mention Vietnam when
My polls are weak
I've been talking about my purple hearts
For weeks
I've been changing my opinions, getting trapped
But I have three purple hearts so
Don't turn back

Hey! Wait! I've got three purple hearts!
Forever confused by my changing advice
Hey! Wait! I've got three purple hearts!
Forever confused by my changing advice

Vietnam veterans forgive
No one just yet
Cut myself on empty lies and
Swiftvets
Broken beliefs of my Highness
I'm left black
But I have three purple hearts so
Don't turn back

Hey! Wait! I've got three purple hearts!
Forever confused by my changing advice
Hey! Wait! I've got three purple hearts!
Forever confused by my changing advice

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Inferno714 - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment

I don't know the song, so I didn't vote. But I like to see people making fun of John Kerry, so I liked it.

Michael Pacholek - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment

And whenever Kerry gains in the polls, Bush sends Tom Ridge out to raise the alert level. Let's see, the Navy's records say Kerry told the truth, and the Air National Guard's records say that Bush lied -- not 35 years ago, but this year. Hmmmm, tough choice...

Leah Lockhart - September 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Emily, this is fabulous, I can't believe it didn't get more votes. Keep them coming! ;-)

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