Who is this guy visiting
Can't stand him,he's interfering
Does this guy really kill us all
Let's hide ourselves in a bathroom stall

That stall,that stall,that stall,see that stall
That stall,that stall,that stall

Nobody's living for thrills
This guy's name was David Seville
He's the one that you want to kill
This guy's name was David Seville
He is shouting that darn A-name
David Seville won't be the same
Dave!

It is inventinable
That Dave was bashing through my skull
It's really dumb,I can't stand him
I really have mental wisdom

Wisdom,wisdom,wisdom,can't stand him
Wisdom,wisdom,wisdom...

Home Improvement really has Jill
But not that guy,David Seville
You're distinctive,don't live for thrills
See that guy named David Seville
Unlike Morton Downey Jr.
He's no loud mouth,not a senior
Dave!

We tricked him with a bunch of frogs
He tries to be treating us like dogs
The chocolate frog's so hard to find
Let's just ask Dave,oh nevermind

A frog,a frog,a frog,just frogs
A frog,a frog,a frog...

There's a task we need to fufill
Frogs may insult David Seville
Who had never paid a phone bill
This guy's name was David Seville
You have any dumb ideas
Didn't think so,well I'll see ya

David Seville,David Seville
David Seville,David Seville
David Seville,David Seville
David Seville,David Seville
David Seville