Song Parodies -> "How to Screw a Blind Date"

Original Song Title:

"How You Remind Me"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Nickelback

Parody Song Title:

"How to Screw a Blind Date"

Parody Written by:

Braenchild

The Lyrics

I came up with this in like 10 minutes.

Never made it as a wise man
Online dating's not the best of my dealings
Tired of living like a blind man
I'd like to visualize the person I'm feelin'

Said, "Excuse me... I'm sorry..."
"I was looking for a different "Cori"..."
"Am I... mistaken?"
"You're a dude dressed in a blouse and leggings!"

"This is wrong! Leaving now!"
"Heading on out of that door full throttle!"
These 5 words... in my head
Scream, "Waitress, bring me the check!"

Yeeeeah... yeeeeah...
Said, "Waitress, bring me the check..."
Yeeeah... yeeeah...

I can't believe I didn't know that
I said "I love you" online to a dude
Swear it musta looked bad
Another diner prolly got it on YouTube

This is how... to screw a blind date
Set it up with a man
This is how... I left my blind date
I just got up and ran

*interrupted by phone call*

"Don't blame you... "Miss Cori"..."
"You prolly thought it was a different story"
"But I'm, uhh... I'm taken"
"Right now, she's making me some eggs and bacon"
"I was wrong... I feel down"
"To lie about her, I am no role model"
These 5 words... in my head,
Scream, "You'll find another man yet..."

Yeeeah... yeeeeah...
"You'll find another man yet..."
Yeeeah... yeeeah...

Now to make it as a wise man
Check the sex of the person you're meeting
And this is how... you screw a blind date
Set it up with a man
This is how... to lose a blind date
Devise a good exit plan

Yeeeeah... yeeeeah...
*fade out*

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Wendy Christopher - May 17, 2011 - Report this comment

This is a funny parody! I got a bit confused with the pacing until I realised there were some verses missing - perhaps I listened to a different version of this song than the one you wrote this to - but there are some great lines in here, and it has a good story.

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