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Song Parodies -> "In The Attic"

Original Song Title:

"In The Closet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"In The Attic"

Parody Written by:

Monstermaster13

The Lyrics

A Beetlejuice themed parody song.
Barbara:
Adam, there's something we've got to do.
About the Deetzes's and their friends.
I have tried everything I could.
To get rid of them.
I'm too afraid.

Please tell me.
Whatever happens, i'll always love you.
Even if things get out of hand.



Adam:
A new family moved in.
They drive us mad.
They cannot see us, our attempts did fail.
We've tried to scare them, but to no avail.
We gave it a try.

So we called up this ghost.
A ghost with the most.
He told us his name.
That we'd have to say it.
You can't say it once.
Or even twice.
Because three times is twice as nice.


Both:
They're going to get it.
(They're going to get it )
(Aahh, they're going to get it)
Scare them.
(Delia will get it)
(Ah, she's going to get it)
She's gonna get it.


(She's going to get it)
(Aahh, she's going to get it)
(She's going to get it)
(Aahh, she's going to get it).


Adam:

I've got this feeling.
That this won't end well.
If someone takes the handbook.
And if they use it.
It won't end well for us.
I am going to keep it.
Keep it somewhere safe, and lock it up.
Then they won't get it.


They're going to get it.
(They're going to get it )
(Aahh, they're going to get it)
Scare them.
(Delia will get it)
(Ah, she's going to get it)
She's gonna get it.

Scare her.


Adam:
One thing in death you must understand
We didn't mean for it get out of hand.
Barbara, I forgot to lock that attic door.
We were told not to trust the living.
This could be the end.
For you and me.


Barbara:
Aah because.
There's something about this problem.
That makes me worried.
About what will happen to to both of us.
I swear there's something about this problem.

Just promise me whatever they do.
Or whatever they're up to.

That they don't find the book.


Adam:
I told you that i'd keep it.
Keep it safe with me.
We'll keep it here.
Keep it in the attic.

Delia: *singing*
If we can bring those ghosts here.
We should give it a try.
Our guests want to see them.
And I know just the guy.


Otho: *singing*
To do this right, we'll do a seance.
To summon our ghostly friends, it's worth a chance..
'Cause if there's one thing I do well.
It's speaking to the spirit world.


Barbara: *singing*
Adam, help me...I think I am vanishing.
I don't know why, am I being summoned?
My dress is moving up on its own.
I'm in the dress now, and starting to feel older.


Adam: *singing*
Barbara, what's happening to you?
You're aging up, looking older.
You're falling apart in several places.
I didn't mean for this to be a disgrace.
I think you're dying again, look at your face.


Lydia: *singing*
What's happening to them, they're aging.
They're also dying.
This is mortifying and horrifying.
Look at them, this cannot be good.


Barbara:
Look what this is doing to us.
It's slowly killing us again.
I can't believe that we're dying.
For a second time.


Adam:
The Deetzes must pay.
Oh you know they must.
You know they must pay.

They're going to get it.
(They're going to get it )
(Aahh, they're going to get it)
Scare them.
(Delia will get it)
(Ah, she's going to get it)
She's gonna get it.
Scare her.


Charles: *singing*
Dearest Otho, is there something wrong?
Is there something you can do?
These two are dying all over again.
Which to them, must be a bit of a pain.

Otho *singing*:
I'm sorry Charles, I got the spell wrong.
I made a mistake, and I didn't know.
That it's now our fault that they're starting to die.
And to decay.

Betelgeuse:
I can help them Lydia, come and see.
But all you need to say my name.
Just say my name, I'll be there.
Say my name, say it once.
Say it twice, and thrice.
And set me free.

Ah, now I can help with this problem.
If you want.
I cna help you out.
I know that I can assist you, babe.
And help you out.

I will make sure the couple is saved.
I will get the book back safely.
I vow that I will make sure it stays safe.
Keep it in the attic.


Adam:
Aah because
There's something about this problem.
That makes me worried.
About what will happen to to both of us.
I swear there's something about this problem.
Just promise me whatever they do.
Or whatever they're up to.
That they don't find the book.


Barbara:
Aah because
There's something about this problem.
That makes me worried.
About what will happen to to both of us.

I swear there's something about this problem.
Now look at us, we're dying again.
Both me, and you.


Adam: *singing*
Aah because
There's something about this problem.
That makes me worried.

About what will happen to to both of us.
I swear there's something about this problem.

Now look at us, we're dying again.
Both me, and you.
I will keep the book safe.
Safe with me.
Keep it in the attic.

Scare them.


Barbara: *singing*
They're going to get it.
(They're going to get it )
(Aahh, they're going to get it)
Scare them.
(Delia will get it)
(Ah, she's going to get it)

She's gonna get it.
Scare her.


(She wants to give it) (Aahh)
(Delia, and Otho will get it)
(She's going to get it)
Keep it in the attic.
They're going to get it.

(They're going to get it )
(Aahh, they're going to get it)
Scare them.

(Delia will get it)
(Ah, she's going to get it)
She's gonna get it.
Scare her.
Keep the handbook safe.
Keep it in the attic.

(they're going to get it) (Aahh)
(they're going to get it)
Scare them.
Keep the book in the attic.
Get her.

They're going to get it.
(They're going to get it )
(Aahh, they're going to get it)
Scare them.

(Delia will get it)
(Ah, she's going to get it)

She's gonna get it.
Scare her.
Keep it in the attic.
They're going to get it, they're going to get it.

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