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Song Parodies -> "Fact Or Lies"

Original Song Title:

"Black Or White"

Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Fact Or Lies"

Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

The Nuremberg Defence explains how decent people can do bad things.
So does this track from Sean Spicer’s upcoming abum “The Miseducation Of Sean Spicer”
Youtube of Original Song here or at
(song starts at 2 minute mark)
I went to Trump School and it opened my eyes
I had to unlearn all I’d learnt in my life
I copped a bit of ridicule
Fact-checking my assignments at night
The teacher said don’t bother, it don’t matter if your facts aren’t right

I said I’m sorry that I missed your last class
My car broke down and then I ran out of gas
and’e told me “no, you GOT attacked
by a Muslim refugee with a knife!”
Before I could say no he said “don’t matter if it’s fact or lies”

(lots of “ooh ooh”s as I am successfully brainwashed into this new methodology)

I am nearly 6’7”
I look great in the buff
I have seventeen Porsches
ooooh, and a lotta gold stuff
I’m a very fast runner
I aint bad in the sheets
All the beauty queens say so
BUT you’ll never hear it from me

the truth is irrelvant
cause we never mention the elphant
unTRUTHs or
get a total fail
no way to BE a dominant male
See it’s not about basis
or cases
Fake it!
plenty folk don’t care how much
you bake it
Y’see what’s right don’t matter
and nor does it matter Trump’s
mad as a hatter

and then Steve Bannon tweeted me
Mister Trump wants you to brief the press guys!
Just tell them what he tells you
It don’t matter if it’s fact or lies

Ten million watched him sworn in
It don’t matter if that’s fact or lies

The Clintons make child porn and
It don’t matter if that’s fact or lies

(cut to a series of ordinary Muslim citizens morphing into masked suicide bombers, to a series of paranoid squeals)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   4

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Matthias - September 28, 2018 - Report this comment
A lesson well learned. This was a clever take on Donald Trump. Really funny stuff
paul robinson - September 28, 2018 - Report this comment
It's not a fake fact that this is good, 5's
Peter Andersson - September 30, 2018 - Report this comment
One of those "I wish I'd come up with this one" ideas perfectly executed!
Stuart McArthur - October 01, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks Matthias, Paul, and Peter, but where's the ones guy? He one-tickled Paul's recent parody but why not mine? Mine's just as offensive to the Trumpmeister surely!
Stuart McArthur - October 01, 2018 - Report this comment
ah, there he goes :) - all's right with the world
paul robinson - October 01, 2018 - Report this comment
With this one's guy sometimes you have to tickle his sphincter to trigger those 1's. You'll find it right below his nose.
Stuart McArthur - October 01, 2018 - Report this comment
True Paul, but what a sad state of affairs where I now actually have to guide the ones guy into getting furious enough to tap those little 111s in. He used to be able to do it all by himself. Where’s his self-respect? Or hers.
paul robinson - October 01, 2018 - Report this comment
I think there may be a bit of "Defending Trump Fatigue": setting in for many of the "True Believers". In the face of the obvious their weapons of defense have been reduced to name calling and clicking the "one's" column in the voting section. That's a pretty limp response in the written sphere.
The Ones Guy - October 01, 2018 - Report this comment
Oh aren't you clever, Stu. Think you can just goad me into giving you a one-bomb. You'll get your one when you earn it
Stuart McArthur - October 03, 2018 - Report this comment
Ah what a jolly dance. Yup, clever enough to know a fake Ones Guy when I read one. Kind of appropriate though, a fake Ones Guy :) Real Ones Guys just tap in their furiously weird 111 then scurry away. Bless their little hearts :)

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