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Song Parodies -> "Ends Of The Earth"

Original Song Title:

"Earth Song"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Ends Of The Earth"

Parody Written by:

Wild Child JIN

The Lyrics

Well, it’s been said that the World will end in 2012, and judging from the way it’s going now, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if it did. So might as well be prepared! :-D ;-)
What about ozone?
And acid rain?
What about all the lives
That your soldiers took in vain?
The clocks hands have stopped
There’s no more time
There are no longer any
Mountains that anyone can climb
Did you ever take any notice?
Earth’s a disease with no cure?
Don’t press the panic button
Unless you’re absolutely sure

Aaaaaaaaah oooooooooo
Aaaaaaaaah oooooooooo

We have all damned the whole world
We’re living in hell
We all soon will all be
Ringing bells in a death knell
What about hurricane winds?
The force of air?
What about all our dreams?
That have turned into our nightmares?
Did you ever take any notice?
The Earth doesn’t make the World?
Did you ever take any notice?
That the World makes the Earth?

Aaaaaaaaah oooooooooo
Aaaaaaaaah oooooooooo

This is no dream
The future is completely black
Now the world ain’t worth a jack
There’s no coming, or going back

Aaaaaaaaah oooooooooo
Aaaaaaaaah oooooooooo
Aaaaaaaaah oooooooooo
Aaaaaaaaah oooooooooo

Yay, The forests are ablaze
(Ar-ma-ged-don)
Torches instead of trees
(A-poc-a-lypse)
California is breaking loose
(Dev-as-ta-tion)
And sinking in the sea
(Ar-ma-ged-don)

Forget the battle of
(Des-o-la-tion)
God and man
(A-poc-a-lypse)
This isn’t good nor evil
(ooo, ooo)
This is nature’s plan
(Ar-ma-ged-don!)

I’ll spare the animals
(Dev-as-ta-tion)
They are smarter than man
(Ca-lam-i-ty)
You have asked for this
(Dev-as-ta-tion)
Since time first began
(Des-o-la-tion)

What about volcanos?
(Ar-ma-ged-don)
They all have erupt
(A-poc-a-lypse)
Flowing through the cities
(ooo, ooo)
That are so corrupt
(Ar-ma-ged-don!)

As for Jerusalem
(A-poc-a-lypse)
Washed away by floods
(Ar-ma-ged-don)
As for all the wars of man
(Des-o-la-tion)
You’ll pay for spilling blood
(Ca-tas-tro-phe!)

I’ll spare all the children
[Children’s Choir Singing Aaahs]
(Ar-ma-ged-don)
They shall never die
(Dev-as-ta-tion)
Head between your knees
(ooo, ooo)
Kiss your ass goodbye
(A-poc-a-lypse!)

No more baby boom
(Ca-tas-tro-phe)
No time no room
(Dev-as-ta-tion)
What about missile toys?
(Ca-tas-tro-phe)
What about the wind?
(Des-o-la-tion)
What about the crazy men?
(Ar-ma-ged-don)
A world with many ends
(Des-o-la-tion)
What about all our pain?
(ooo, ooo)
No second chance again!

Aaaaaaaaah oooooooooo

(Repeat Aaaaaaaaah oooooooooo and Whoo till end….)
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Wild Child JIN - February 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Don't forget to check out the revised version, which has some mistakes corrected, as well as some lyrics changed. :-) - http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/michaeljackson55.shtml
Old Man Ribber - February 21, 2011 - Report this comment
JIN - Deep, dark, and devastatingly good. ;D
Wild Child JIN - February 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Sorry I forgot it again, but here is the YouTube link for those who are not familiar with TOS. - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5VGX8Z1fYQ
Wild Child JIN - February 24, 2011 - Report this comment
It might be a little late to write this, but this parody was in fact inspired by the movie "2012" Directed by "Roland Emmerich" and starred "John Cusack" for more info look it up at Wikipedia under "2012 film" ;-)

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