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Song Parodies -> "Brain Lock 2.0"

Original Song Title:

"In The Closet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Brain Lock 2.0"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Slightly modified.
[Block]
You're nothing
That's what I think of you
It;s not something you'll
Comprehend
I cannot control myself
When in my presence
You will struggle
Fight me
You cannot write
Until the end

[Max Power]
It has a power
It's making me cry
Can't go on living
My brain will fry
I cannot leave it
Or toss it to a trash bin
I tried to kill it
I tried to burn it

It'll never let go
(It'll never let go)
(Aahh, it'll never let go)
Damn it
(It'll never let go)
(Aahh, it'll never let go)
It'll never let go
(It'll never let go)
(Aahh, it'll never let go)
(It'll never let go)
(Aahh, it'll never let go)

[Block]
All things in life
You won't understand
You're in the cust
Toward the end
You're asking for more
And you will fall
World's filled with rejects
You are through
Never free

[Max Power (finally speaking to Block)]
Though it is something
About you bastard
It makes me want
To stick it to you
I know there's nothing
I can't do pestered

I promise you
No matter what you do
Or whoever you've fooled
Like a bugger
'till then I won't give up
You're just
A small case of brain lock

You just don't get it
I've gotta try
I could have let up
I can't give up
I can't retire
I should have vick it

[Block]
If you can't take it
You will throw a fit

[Max Power]
You cannot stop me
(You cannot stop me)
(Yes, you cannot stop me)
(You cannot stop me)
(Yes, you cannot stop me)
You cannot stop me
(You cannot stop me)
(Yeah, you cannot stop me)
(You cannot stop me)
(Yeah, you cannot stop me)

[Block]
Just open your eyes
Then you will see
Your spirit dies
Helping my glee
Admit defeat
You're in a cell
It ends here
Make your move
Sound the bell

[Max Power]
You know there's nothing
About you pasty
You make me want
To stick it to you
I know it's something
That'll make me lazy
Despite your taunt

I promise you
Whatever you've done
And done to all others
'till then you're done
And you are just
A small case of brain lock

Because there's nothing
That'll drive me crazy
I won't be scared
And give up to you
Because there's nothing
That'll turn me lazy
That makes it fair
I'll stick it to you

Though it is something
About you bastard
It makes me want
To stick it to you

Because there's nothing
About you bastard
That makes me scared
And give up to you

Because there's nothing
About you bastard
That makes it fair
I'll stick it to you

Somethin' about you bastard
That makes me puke

I promise you
Whatever you do
Or whatever you will do
To others
I will have you thrown out
As you're
Just another brain lock

(You cannot stop me)
Damn you
(Yeah)
Just another brain lock ...
Here you go, writer's block can mess up up so fight it!

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? - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Max Power, not much different from version but was good.

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