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Song Parodies -> "Black to White (Sosa's Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Black or White"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Black to White (Sosa's Song)"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Thought about doing the one for MJ long ago, but with the recent news regarding Sammy, it's too hard to pass up. Also note a cameo appearance by Steve Bartman!
[Sammy]
Once played some baseball
On a Saturday night
Boy do they want a fight
Yes the game is just lame

Yes I believe in miracles
And miracle
That happened last night

But, If
You're hatin'
Because I cheated
It won't matter I went
Black to white

They took my photo
For the yesterday's news
It's at the Roto*
It's ain't Major League chews

And I lied about enhancing drugs
Yes it's true
Either I'm through
Or just slugged

But, If
You're thinkin'
About what happened
Let's just say that I went
Black to white

I am tired of this drivel
I am tired of this game
I am tired of my own self
Juice when the
Going gets rough
I once played for
Damn Cubbies
I once corked my own bat
I don't care of nobody
Bleach once the
Goin' gets flamed

[Bartman]
Rejection
From fans, clubs
And stations
Causing grief in
Chicago fanbase
It's a turf war
On a baseball scale
They should have heard my side
Of the fail
See, it's all about aces
And paces
Faces
Out for blood
Comes from
The time I reached it
I touched the ball
Helped blew it
I will no longer spend
My life being a Cub fan

[Sammy]
Don't know if it was meant to be
Then I saw you leaving a trail of pee

But, If
You're thinkin' about what happened
Let's just say I went from black to white

I Said If
You're thinkin' of
What just happened
Let's just say I went from black to white

I Said If
You're thinkin' of
Why do I bother
Let's just sai I went from
Black to white

Whoa, whoa
Wham, wham, wham now
Whoa, whoa
Wham, wham, wham now

From black, to white
Enough for me
To sneak by
From black , to white, whoa

From black, to white
Too much for me
To sneak by
From black , to white, whoa
*Rotoworld

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Mark Scotti - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
THAT IS SO HILARIOUS!!!! The same song went through my head as I saw his pic!!!
Stonemason89 - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
"Leaving a trail of pee"...? Sorry, I don't quite understand of the significance of that line. But the rest of the song was quite good, have you been taking humor-enhancing substances?
Old Man Ribber - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh well, at least it wasn't steroids...THIS TIME! ;D
Max Power - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Trail of pee is what Bartman likely left after what happened.
DJ Blaze - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
I saw the new pic of white Sosa on MySpace a while back... WHAT THE HECK?!?!?! Great idea for a parody, and it was executed well. 555

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