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Song Parodies -> "Black or White: Megan Fox"

Original Song Title:

"Black or White"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Black or White: Megan Fox"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Here is a lady who's causing a shebang
Boy, is that the woman that I can hardly blame?
But the first time you've seen her
She's like a "female Michael Jackson", despite...
But, if you're thinkin' about role models
It dont matter if she's black or white

She can't be Wonder Woman, I'll be confused
Over some character portrayal misuse
'nuff with the technicality
Whether you've guessed you're wrong or you're right
But, if you're thinkin' about some moron
It dont matter if she's black or white

Who's tired of this devil who justifies the means
Who's tired of her business with Brian Austin Green
I ain't scared of Kanye, heartless but not feared
I ain't scared of Bernie Mac, will the going get weird?

You don't have to agree to me
Whether you're from Peru or Y-la-ti
But, if you're thinkin' about hillbillies
It dont matter if she's black or white
But, if you're thinkin' about blue collars
It dont matter if she's black or white
But, if you're thinkin' about some slacker
It dont matter if she's black or white

Ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah now
Ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah now

She's black... or white? Its tough for me to decide
She's black... or white? Whoo
She's black... or white? Its tough for me to decide
She's black... or white? Whoo

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Michael Pacholek - June 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Well, until recently, she was shacked up with Brian Austin Green, so... that doesn't mean anything, because, as Arsenio Hall would say, he's a "white guy who think they black." At least she had enough brains to dump the fool.
franellys - January 05, 2010 - Report this comment
yuor song is a little be sucks sorry mama but its the thruth!! :D

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