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Song Parodies -> "Wheat or White"

Original Song Title:

"Black or White"

Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Wheat or White"

Parody Written by:

Cody Slusher

The Lyrics

Hey pretty baby, go fix me a sandwich.
Make sure it's on a platter dish.
With lot of Mayo.
And honey mustard that is light.
And you can put some bread on it.
Don't matter if it's Wheat or White.
Like some green peppers and pepper jack cheese.
I like some tomato, onions maybe.
And I'll like some ham.
But turkey will be alright.
And make sure it has bread on it.
Don't matter if it's Wheat or White.
I don't want no fillers.
That is what I desire.
I don't want no Jimmy Dean.
Only Oscar Mayers.
I will like some pickles.
And kecthup too.
I will like lettece.
Man, that will do.
And I like some soda.
That will just hit the spot.
And I can drink anything.
Don't matter if it's Coke of Sprite.
3x And I can eat anything don't matter if it's Wheat or White.
6x If it's Wheat or White, I'll eat it.

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Addicted Cat - May 12, 2009 - Report this comment
I think it is alright.

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