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Song Parodies -> "2 Fat"

Original Song Title:

"2 Bad"

Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"2 Fat"

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The Lyrics

Told me that I'm getting fat
Bacon Cheeseburgers are bad
Gainin' weight by the ton
I'll be earth's weight when I'm done

I ain't done feeding yet
I ain't done eating yet
Am I disgusting you
(yeah, yeah)
Another root beer float
Make that 25 more floats
You think you're overweight
Well I'm 2 fat, 2 fat

Look who's taking up the space
Food I'm stuffing in my face
Look my belt needs 5 new holes
Wait let me finish my jellyroll

2 fat, 2 fat from eating
Why don't I get more pudding
2 fat, 2 fat from eating
How about some more ravioli
2 fat, 2 fat from eating
I don't like exercising
2 fat, 2 fat from eating
My hearts' just pounding like crazy

Got a call from Hollywood
They want me to be the next BLOB
My favorite past time's eating, see?
And making my arms size of trees

Get me some more turkey
And a half cow maybe
Tired of meat pizzas
(yeah, yeah)
Let's see how much I weigh
Oh crap I broke the scale
Now I need 'nother meal
Cuz I'm 2 fat, 2 fat

Look who can't fit in the seats
When I go to the movies
My weight's now where it should be
A healthy 3003

2 fat, 2 fat from eating
Why not have one more helping
2 fat, 2 fat from eating
What's this talk about Jenny Craig?
2 fat, 2 fat from eating
I feel like exercising
2 fat, 2 fat from eating
That's a joke, now get me more fries

2 fat, 2 fat from eating
Am I considered obese?
2 fat, 2 fat from eating
Mix my prime rib with some ice cream
2 fat, 2 fat from eating
I'm like those Subway people
2 fat, 2 fat from eating
'Cept I ain't gonna loose all this weight

Life's just a excuse
Too eat as much food
As you can in one sitting, eating
Food brings forth flavas
It comes in many colars
Not fond of pezms, I'll eat my fav vanilla
My CapNCrunch gives me all my vinetms
Grab a box, or a 30, eat em gone
He's fat, 2 fat
For you


I'm 2 fat, 2 fat from eating

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