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Song Parodies -> "Remember the Crimes"

Original Song Title:

"Remember the Times"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Remember the Crimes"

Parody Written by:

Exxtregular/Chanell W

The Lyrics

I worked really hard on this parody...so please leave me comments!! Thanx a bunch!!!
Remember the Crimes
Exxtregular/Chanell W

(Media...Every time I see you, hahaha)

Vrs 1
Do you remember?
When I went to jail
For touching on that sick kid
Do you remember, how it all began?
When I, got charged for child molestation and
I do remember, being in jail
And I only got out on bail
All of the charges were pinned on me
Started all in ‘93
Oh yes

Hook
Do you remember the crimes?
That I committed
Do you remember the crimes
on the Neverland Ranch, boy?
Do you remember the crimes?
(Oh I)
That I know I did
Do you remember the crimes?

Vrs 2
Do you remember my prosthetic nose?
How it, fell off when I was do-ing that show
You do remember, my vitiligo?
And how everyday I looked more like a joke
Gotta remember
Lisa Marie
How the marriage was all just a scene
And then the kiss
So passionate
That was just for show
I would rather have Elvis

Hook
Do you remember the crimes?
That I committed
Do you remember the crimes
I’m guilty as sin, oh
Do you remember the crimes?
On Neverland Ranch
Do you remember the crimes?


Those dry memories will forever haunt me
And it don’t matter the verdict
Macaulay Culkin was the first
Victim

Hook
Do you remember the crimes?
That I committed
Do you remember the crimes
on the Neverland Ranch, boy?
Do you remember the crimes?
All the crimes I did
Do you remember the crimes?
(Do you remember the verdict?!)

Hook
Do you remember the crimes?
That I committed
Do you remember the crimes
I’m guilty as sin, oh yeah
Do you remember the crimes?
That I know I did
Do you remember the crimes?
Remember all the crimes!

Bridge
(Remember the crimes)
On the Ranch
You and me
(Remember the crimes)
I felt you
Kick and Scream
What about us, oh
(Remember the crimes)
Do you
Do you
(Remember the crimes)
Do you
Do you
Do you
(Remember the crimes)
In the sheets
You n Me
(Remember the crimes)
I was so
guilty
But the charges got
The charges got
(Remember the crimes)
(drrrrroppped, drrrropppped, dropped, drrrroppped)
(Remember the crimes)
Oh...on the Ranch
(Remember the crimes)
After dark
Do you
Do you
Do you
(Remember the crimes)
Do you
Do you
Do you
Do you
(Remember the crimes)
Yeah
Yeah
Whoo!
(Remember the crimes, crimes, crimes)

What'd ya think???!!!

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Guy - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment
We can never be over-reminded of old MJ. A lot of parodies have been pointed at him out here mine included - haven't seen one in a while but it is still a good topic for parody. Well done."W".
Destiny - July 20, 2008 - Report this comment
You are just as bad as the others who make fun of him. You're the reason he fled the country and if you didn't have the media's garbage, you wouldn't know what to think. And one more thing: LEAVE MICHAEL ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chanell - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Aww....are we sensitive about a PARODY?? Did you find me or did I find you? As far as I concerned, YOU are just as big a culprit for even looking up parodies about Michael to then decide that you are offended by it...which one is it. No hard feelings...still got love

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