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Song Parodies -> "Can I Pee There?"

Original Song Title:

"Will You Be There"

Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Can I Pee There?"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This is about someone at a baseball game that really, really needs to use the facilities...
like the River Jordan,
a really full beer cup
Incredibly thirsty
Oh crap,
Spilled it on my brother
I'm pissed like a mother
Can you reimburse me?

(oooh... oo-oo-oo-oooh... oo-oo-oo-oooh... oo-oo-oo-oooh oooh)
Oh no... Ay...

Got a really full bladder
Will it even matter
If I finish this beer?

Lady, tell me
The nearest men's restroom
I'm trying my best to
To really not wet you
But what can I do?

*holds crotch*
(oooh... oo-oo-oo-oooh... oo-oo-oo-oooh... oo-oo-oo-oooh oooh)

Everyone's standing in front of me
I need to find somewhere else to pee
I'm so confused 'bout your facilities
Will you bear with me
And show me a vacancy?

Show me (show me)
A place where I can pee (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Incredibly quickly (yeah!)
Can I pee there? (I'm really holdin'!)
Usher me (whoo!)
But do it with haste, please (hurry up, hurry up)
Or I'll find the first thing I see (don't got time... don't got time)
Can I pee there? (don't really care)

*choral oohs*

In my darkest hour *whine*
When the line to the john is long
And all that's close is a wastebasket
Can I pee there?

If somehow I don't make it
And I have to do it behind your concession stand
Will you still care?
Could I still pee there?

*piano tinkle*

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

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Dominic L. - August 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty good...544
Monica - October 15, 2005 - Report this comment
You kick ass! I wanna rape you. You had better put more on here when you're on break this holiday season or I will hurt you! *ahem* You STILL haven't given me the one you had promised me for my birthday. *cries*

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