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Original Song Title:

"Billie Jean"

Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Really Green"

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The Lyrics

A few Brit refernces here .. Back to basics wa s a conservative political campaign about returning to family values .. only then loads of conservative cabinet ministers were found to be having affairs and illegitimate children and were forced to resign .. hoist by their own petard as it were The House is the House of Commons similar to the House of Representatives .The Whips' Office is part of the management in the lower chamber of the legislature t.hey notorioously keep records on all the skeletons in members of parliament's cupboardsMax Clifford is a famous PR man who does celebrity damage limitation The CSA is the Child Support Agency that tries to get money off guys who don't want to fund the cost of raising the fruit of their loins...


I used to screw around you know the scene
But she was just nineteen
She told me she was on the pill you see
She said I am the one
Who will sh*g on the floor of the House
I was such a fool I was really green
I was really keen
She told me she had had a crazy dream
Of bein the one
Who would sh*g on the floor of the House

Repeat last 2 lines

Max Clifford tried to tell me
Be careful of what you
Wear a condom you might be all right
The Whips Office guys they told me
The press have got their eyes on you
And not even Max can save you
When they've got you in their sights

I'm really green she's not my lover
She's just a girl who says that
I am the one
But the kid is not my son

She took the money to kiss and tell
She said you can go to hell
Such a story boy did it sell
Career down the pan
Cos we sh*gged on the floor of the House
So take my strong advice
Just remember to always think twice
Do think twice

She told my wife she called the CSA
What could I say
She sent a photo and my wife just cried
His eyes were like mine
Cos we sh*gged on the floor of the House

Max Clifford always told me
Be careful of what you do
Wear a condom and you might be all right
But she had such a perfect body
And I smelt her sweet perfume
The she said you know you want me
And we went back to my room


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Paul Robinson - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
No matter what continent they are on this seems a most common thread of behavior (or "behaviour", as the case may be) among "Conservative, Family Values" politicians. Some very deft petard hoisting here, Martha, my dear...5's ~ ~ ~
martha - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Hi Paul.. thanks for dropping in.. funnily enough the story headlining in the UK press this evening is of a conservative MP who has deserted his wife and 3 children for a 24 year researcher!! perfect timing!!
Johnny D - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Entertainingly bizarre from this American's POV !
martha - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I have worked it out .. POV means point of view!! these acronyms!! Thanks for dropping by Johnny ..I am afraid that my commenting imput is limited .. I always feel complely inadequate in the amusing and witty comments game!!

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