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Song Parodies -> "Face Song"
Original Song Title:
"Earth Song"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Michael Jackson
Parody Song Title:
"Face Song"
Parody Written by:
Liev Williamson
The Lyrics
A song about Jacko's surgically-mangled face and other weird behaviour...
What about skin change?
I'm white as snow.
What about all the things
I blame on vitiligo?
What about nose jobs?
Do I have time?
What of my wispy voice?
Reduced to a childish whine.
Did you ever stop to notice
All the blood I've shed before?
Did you ever stop to notice
My collapsed nose, extended jaw?
AH AH AHHHHHHH AH AH AH AH AH AH
Ah Ah
OOH OOH OOOOOOOH OOH OHH OOH OOH OOH OOH
Ooh Ooh
AH AH AHHHHHHH AH AH AH AH AH AH
AHHH AH
OOH OOH OOOOOOOH OOH OHH OOH OOH OOH OOH
Ooooh....
What have I done to my face?
Look what I've done!
What about that balcony
From which I dangled out my son?
What of that interview?
Or Martin Bashir?
Or even that mug-shot yeah
Has is dented my career?
Did you ever stop to notice
All the blood I've shed before?
Did you ever stop to notice
My collapsed nose, extended jaw?
AH AH AHHHHHHH AH AH AH AH AH AH
Ah Ah
OOH OOH OOOOOOOH OOH OHH OOH OOH OOH OOH
Ooh Ooh
AH AH AHHHHHHH AH AH AH AH AH AH
AHHH AH
OOH OOH OOOOOOOH OOH OHH OOH OOH OOH OOH
Ooooh....
I like to speak,
With people who do not make japes.
I know I look like an extra
From Planet... OF THE APES! OW!
AH AH AHHHHHHH AH AH AH AH AH AH
Ah Ah
OOH OOH OOOOOOOH OOH OHH OOH OOH OOH OOH
Ooh Ooh
AH AH AHHHHHHH AH AH AH AH AH AH
AHHH AH
OOH OOH OOOOOOOH OOH OHH OOH OOH OOH OOH
Ooooh.... etc
What about fixing it?
(WHAT ABOUT US?)
Why can't I conceive?
(WHAT ABOUT US?)
Of a better nose-job!
(WHAT ABOUT US?)
I can't even breathe!
(WHAT ABOUT US?)
What about Lisa Marie?
(WHAT ABOUT US?)
I said: "I DO!"
(WHAT ABOUT US?)
That didn't last very long:
(WHAT ABOUT US?)
A year or two....
(OH NO, NO, NO)
What about being male?
What makes me tick?
My hair suggests otherwise,
And my lipstick!
What about lizard smiles?
Or unexplained clefts?
What will Sony do,
When I can't pay my debts?!
(Oh no, no, no!)
What about album sales?
Dropped far too low.
Greatest Hits CD..
Don't make enough dough!
What about Neverland?
Sell it if I can.
What about Tinkerbell?
And PETER PAN!!
Do my eyes look too big?
Will my mascara run?
Is my umbrella ready?
In case of the sun?
What about Debbie-Rowe?
Didn't have far to go!
What about "You Rock My World"?
I'd rather forget that!
I'm white as snow.
What about all the things
I blame on vitiligo?
What about nose jobs?
Do I have time?
What of my wispy voice?
Reduced to a childish whine.
Did you ever stop to notice
All the blood I've shed before?
Did you ever stop to notice
My collapsed nose, extended jaw?
AH AH AHHHHHHH AH AH AH AH AH AH
Ah Ah
OOH OOH OOOOOOOH OOH OHH OOH OOH OOH OOH
Ooh Ooh
AH AH AHHHHHHH AH AH AH AH AH AH
AHHH AH
OOH OOH OOOOOOOH OOH OHH OOH OOH OOH OOH
Ooooh....
What have I done to my face?
Look what I've done!
What about that balcony
From which I dangled out my son?
What of that interview?
Or Martin Bashir?
Or even that mug-shot yeah
Has is dented my career?
Did you ever stop to notice
All the blood I've shed before?
Did you ever stop to notice
My collapsed nose, extended jaw?
AH AH AHHHHHHH AH AH AH AH AH AH
Ah Ah
OOH OOH OOOOOOOH OOH OHH OOH OOH OOH OOH
Ooh Ooh
AH AH AHHHHHHH AH AH AH AH AH AH
AHHH AH
OOH OOH OOOOOOOH OOH OHH OOH OOH OOH OOH
Ooooh....
I like to speak,
With people who do not make japes.
I know I look like an extra
From Planet... OF THE APES! OW!
AH AH AHHHHHHH AH AH AH AH AH AH
Ah Ah
OOH OOH OOOOOOOH OOH OHH OOH OOH OOH OOH
Ooh Ooh
AH AH AHHHHHHH AH AH AH AH AH AH
AHHH AH
OOH OOH OOOOOOOH OOH OHH OOH OOH OOH OOH
Ooooh.... etc
What about fixing it?
(WHAT ABOUT US?)
Why can't I conceive?
(WHAT ABOUT US?)
Of a better nose-job!
(WHAT ABOUT US?)
I can't even breathe!
(WHAT ABOUT US?)
What about Lisa Marie?
(WHAT ABOUT US?)
I said: "I DO!"
(WHAT ABOUT US?)
That didn't last very long:
(WHAT ABOUT US?)
A year or two....
(OH NO, NO, NO)
What about being male?
What makes me tick?
My hair suggests otherwise,
And my lipstick!
What about lizard smiles?
Or unexplained clefts?
What will Sony do,
When I can't pay my debts?!
(Oh no, no, no!)
What about album sales?
Dropped far too low.
Greatest Hits CD..
Don't make enough dough!
What about Neverland?
Sell it if I can.
What about Tinkerbell?
And PETER PAN!!
Do my eyes look too big?
Will my mascara run?
Is my umbrella ready?
In case of the sun?
What about Debbie-Rowe?
Didn't have far to go!
What about "You Rock My World"?
I'd rather forget that!
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Very good Liev. I am sure when Mrs. Simpson asks for your English Essay, you can simply explain to her that while the essay was important, taking the piss out of jacko was higher on your priorities ;-) Bloody well done though.
You have too much free time.
Ditto on the above commentz.
Thomas, you're turning the comments bit into a mockery. "You have too much free time", says this person who spends his free periods messing around on the internet. What's your next pseudonym going to be, Mike Rotch?
Fantastic parody Leeve - like the bit about Michael Jackson's face (i.e. all of it) - maybe I can do a lesson on it? Must go, OFSTED are here. Once again, great parody! Dick
Ooooh, me head! Why don't you grow up and do something constructive you f*****g little ****!
that was so stupid it was hilariuos. And your hearing this from a devoted michael jackson fan. lol
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