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Song Parodies -> "8 or 9"

Original Song Title:

"Black Or White"

Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"8 or 9"

Parody Written by:

Mike Hawk

The Lyrics

bang of music that is in tha 2nd line


I Took Tha Baby
in my room for a Bang
Boy Is That Girl With You
Yes Our Bed Is The Same

Now I Believe In Miracles
And A Miracle
Is hapenen tonight


But, If
You're guna
have my baby
it dont matter if your
8 or 9


I saw my picture
In The Saturday Sun
over the balcony
i was dangling my son

And im not about equality
An To You
If there young
then its not right


But, If
You're guna
have my baby
it dont matter if your
8 or 9

Go, yeah
Hee, hee

I aint Tired Of This Level
I aint Tired Of This Stuff
I aint Tired Of This Business
So When The
kids Gets Rough
I Ain't Scared Of
Your Mother
I Ain't Scared Of No Sheets
I Ain't Scare Of Nobody
Girl When The
Goin' Gets Mean

(L. T. B. Rap Performance)
For Kids Clubs
And Nations
Causing Grief In
Human Relations
It's A Ped War
On A Global Scale
I dont need to hear both sides
Of The Tale
See, It's Not About Races
Just Ages
Where Your Blood
Comes From
Is Where Your Space Is
See ive seen his life
His Urges
I'm Not Going To Spend
My Life Being A Virgin

Don't Tell Me You Agree With Me
Cause i know you think that i tell lies

Hee, hee

But, If
You're Guna have my baby
it dont matter if your 8 or 9

I Said If
your guna have my baby
It Don't Matter If You're 8 or 9

I Said If
you want me with
your Brother
well he better be
8 or 9

No, no ,alright

Ooh, Ooh
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Now
Alright ,alright
Ooh, Ooh
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Now
Ooh, Ooh

8, or 9
It's Tough For You
To Get By
either 8 , or 9, Whoo

Ooh, Ooh

im Black, im White
It's Tough For You
To Get By
im Black , im White, Whoo
An apology to Necrotoxen666, i had to use 8 or 9, it was the best, i just used it in my own form.

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kylie - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
ey didnt mind it i liked the dangling bit

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