Song Parodies -> I'll Mock This
| Original Song Title: | "U Can't Touch This" |
| Original Performer: | MC Hammer |
| Parody Song Title: | "I'll Mock This" |
| Parody Written by: | Shadow |
Ok, this is the latest for my Sogn a day campaign, and hopefully will be the best one to date. This is pretty much the anthem for any parody writer out there. Enjoy
I'll mock this, (x 5)
My, my, my, made up songs, are funny,
To bad there's no money,
And thank you for letting me,
make fun of songs and display them for free,
It's so fun, when you know your bored,
Showing that the pen is more fun then a sword,
Amuzement, unlocks,
And this is a song, uh, I must mock,
I'll told ya pop stars! (I'll mock this,)
Yeah, It's how I'm livin' when I'm bored, (I'll mock this)
Look at my songs, man, (I'll mock this)
Yo, Let me mock them funky lyrics, (I'll mock this)
Parodies they rock,
I've heard a new song so you know I wanna' mock
So move, fin a pen,
I'll get a cool beat and start writin' in the den,
My Mind's rolling, hold on,
I'll put a little lip, and let 'em know about my song,
Like that, Like that,
Hot on a lyric so Shadow's back,
Let me know, What do you think?
And this is a song, uh, I must mock,
Yo, I told you (I'll mock this)
Of course you're laughing man! (I'll mock this)
Damn, It's the bell, Schools in and I'm late, (I'll mock this)
Give me a song, or rhythm,
Break to sweat, thats how I make 'em
Now they know,
When you talk about Shadow, you know all my songs really flow,
It's cool, and tight,
never mock new songs because it's my rule,
Or a rap, or classic,
I really can't 'cuz the music's Jurassic
My songs? Wing 'em,
Either Mock hard or I mighta s well quit,
That's word 'cuz you know,
I'll Mock this (x 2)
Break it down!
Stop, Shadow time!
Go with the flow, It is said,
That if you can't dance to this, it's the first one you've read,
You join, amiright,
Read a few songs, have a parody delight,
This is it, For a winner,
Read my stuff and know I'm no beginner,
Look, my songs thrive,
Do me a favour and vote all fives, fives, fives,
Break It Down!
Stop Shadow Time!
I'll mock this, (x 3)
Break It Down!
Stop Shadow Time!
Every time you read these,
remember it's a breeze,
I'm fresh in my work, and I'm magic on this site,
So why would I ever, stop making songs?
With all these people laughing, I just won't quit,
I've made fun of songs, from Arron to Hammer,
It's, Shadow, ya shadow, I am Shadow, Go Shadow,
And the rest can go and play,
I'll mock this (x 7)
My, my, my, made up songs, are funny,
To bad there's no money,
And thank you for letting me,
make fun of songs and display them for free,
It's so fun, when you know your bored,
Showing that the pen is more fun then a sword,
Amuzement, unlocks,
And this is a song, uh, I must mock,
I'll told ya pop stars! (I'll mock this,)
Yeah, It's how I'm livin' when I'm bored, (I'll mock this)
Look at my songs, man, (I'll mock this)
Yo, Let me mock them funky lyrics, (I'll mock this)
Parodies they rock,
I've heard a new song so you know I wanna' mock
So move, fin a pen,
I'll get a cool beat and start writin' in the den,
My Mind's rolling, hold on,
I'll put a little lip, and let 'em know about my song,
Like that, Like that,
Hot on a lyric so Shadow's back,
Let me know, What do you think?
And this is a song, uh, I must mock,
Yo, I told you (I'll mock this)
Of course you're laughing man! (I'll mock this)
Damn, It's the bell, Schools in and I'm late, (I'll mock this)
Give me a song, or rhythm,
Break to sweat, thats how I make 'em
Now they know,
When you talk about Shadow, you know all my songs really flow,
It's cool, and tight,
never mock new songs because it's my rule,
Or a rap, or classic,
I really can't 'cuz the music's Jurassic
My songs? Wing 'em,
Either Mock hard or I mighta s well quit,
That's word 'cuz you know,
I'll Mock this (x 2)
Break it down!
Stop, Shadow time!
Go with the flow, It is said,
That if you can't dance to this, it's the first one you've read,
You join, amiright,
Read a few songs, have a parody delight,
This is it, For a winner,
Read my stuff and know I'm no beginner,
Look, my songs thrive,
Do me a favour and vote all fives, fives, fives,
Break It Down!
Stop Shadow Time!
I'll mock this, (x 3)
Break It Down!
Stop Shadow Time!
Every time you read these,
remember it's a breeze,
I'm fresh in my work, and I'm magic on this site,
So why would I ever, stop making songs?
With all these people laughing, I just won't quit,
I've made fun of songs, from Arron to Hammer,
It's, Shadow, ya shadow, I am Shadow, Go Shadow,
And the rest can go and play,
I'll mock this (x 7)
Ok I only type I'll mock this 'cuz in the original song u only hear can't touch this in stead of you can't touch this.the line about the new songs is my rule or whatever is only there to show that i havent made fun of anysongs that are new this year.... or last year.Last bit of info i rarely make fun of raps as they are so long............
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Well, it was pretty good. Like you, I tend to skip over rap songs because of their annoying length. But good all the same. This happens to be one of the only rap songs I actually know by heart, cause I really don't consider it music. Anyways, 545.
555, very good.
You are a wedge of cheese. 5/5/5 Antle and zaxk man
Sorry Shadow, but to quote my recent work "What Not To Do In A Parody," this is just one of those "way-too-hard tries that just come off as cloying." I mean, it seems a little desperate.
How does this sound desperate? I ment it as an anthem or song for parody writers every where. And just so u know i dont really try hard to make a good parody. Any good parody author will have the song come to them.
You are awesome.
dude suckz at rappin tho
the song is called hammertime,but,good job
daniel is wrong. The author got the title right. To "daniel": I suggest you do your bleeping research.
I had not seen this yet, but I agree with the person who commented under my alias.
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