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Song Parodies -> "Creole Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Real World"

Original Performer:

Matchbox Twenty

Parody Song Title:

"Creole Girl"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Oh, those Louisiana women. I’ve heard the Creole girls are lean and mean and love to wrassle. A ragin’ cajun babe an’ a agin’ ailin’ achin’ dude is not a fair fight. Hope you enjoy the beatdown.

Note: Obviously “real” is one syllable and “Creole” is two syllables. I’m subbing for the way the word is pronounced in the singing of the OS, as in something like: “ree-ull”

Well it's thunder when she strikes with a big haymaker
Go under when she fights, you know that she aches to pain (me)
It's worse when she boxes; a brittle fellow: tagged and then I'm done
And when she comes and sees me then, then I run

Well you know that I don't like to be a stupid zero
But that's just how it goes with guys who try girls from down south, yeah
With muscles like granite, she gets this junkie high when she's wra-ssl-in'
Oh boy, I tell, don't bend well, but she...stuns, bear hug

Creole, why does she try to hurt me right here ?
She's got her scissor lock I just can't pull apart
Strained when her moves bent me far like a twig
I wish the Creole girl would just stop wrasslin' me
I'm used, abused, can't flee

Well you plunder and you bite and do your death crunch choke
You bluster and I'll do okay if I do what you say
Well my nervous disorder, it's only getting worse and yet we scrum
Oy! Don't take me down again my....bone, thigh bone!

Creole, why does she grope to hurt and sprout fear
If I lurch, numb, what else could this brawl, maul impart
Strange, scared of her cuz it smarts when she flips
I wish the Creole girl would just stop wrasslin' me

Ease my pain, please don't break (me)
Well you only fling and deem to hurl me, wall go through
Please don't rage, Creole, spare me
I'm screwed, tattooed, oh me, yeah

Creole, try to free her mouth from a-round ear
I'm like her ragdoll elf, could she just pull me apart ?
Maimed when she grooves with the voo-doo death grip
I wish the Creole girl would just stop wrasslin' me
I wish the Creole girl would just stop wrasslin' me
I wish the Creole girl would just stop wrasslin' me
I'm bruised, subdued, bad knee

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UnKnownVotress - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
~Save a Horse ~ Ride A Cowboy ~
Christie Marie M - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
I love this OS and your parody, blackjack! The OS reminds me of the time I was with my boyfriend from high school, before we broke up. But that Creole girl sure had a grip on you! What is it with those Creoles who act rowdy and violent these days? You might want to try drenching her tongue with Tabasco sauce! But you sure put up a good fight! Take 5 jambalayas, 5 dirty rices, and 5 bourbon chickens!
AFW - November 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Reminds me of that song by Elvis.."King Creole"
blackjack21 - November 07, 2009 - Report this comment

Ride 'Em Votress: Good advice, thanks.

Christie: And I love your comments. Thanks for the v/c and the good food. :-)

AFW: Thanks, I'll have to check that out.

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