Well it's thunder when she strikes with a big haymaker
Go under when she fights, you know that she aches to pain (me)
It's worse when she boxes; a brittle fellow: tagged and then I'm done
And when she comes and sees me then I....run, then I run

Well you know that I don't like to be a stupid zero
But that's just how it goes with guys who try girls from down south, yeah
With muscles like granite, she gets this junkie high when she's wra-ssl-in'
Oh boy, I tell, don't bend well, but she...stuns, bear hug

Aaaaaaahhh!
Creole, why does she try to hurt me right here ?
She's got her scissor lock I just can't pull apart
Strained when her moves bent me far like a twig
I wish the Creole girl would just stop wrasslin' me
I'm used, abused, can't flee

Well you plunder and you bite and do your death crunch choke
You bluster and I'll do okay if I do what you say
Well my nervous disorder, it's only getting worse and yet we scrum
Oy! Don't take me down again my....bone, thigh bone!

Aaaaaaahhh!
Creole, why does she grope to hurt and sprout fear
If I lurch, numb, what else could this brawl, maul impart
Strange, scared of her cuz it smarts when she flips
I wish the Creole girl would just stop wrasslin' me

Ease my pain, please don't break (me)
Well you only fling and deem to hurl me, wall go through
Please don't rage, Creole, spare me
I'm screwed, tattooed, oh me, yeah

Aaaaaaahhh!
Creole, try to free her mouth from a-round ear
I'm like her ragdoll elf, could she just pull me apart ?
Maimed when she grooves with the voo-doo death grip
I wish the Creole girl would just stop wrasslin' me
I wish the Creole girl would just stop wrasslin' me
I wish the Creole girl would just stop wrasslin' me
I'm bruised, subdued, bad knee